(funny or serious) daily words of wisdom

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9/14/19
"Some critters ain't never gonna learn.... DON'T BE A CRITTER!"

“If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.”
― Yogi Berra

"Don't look back, only forward." Denis Istomin, on his life and tennis career

"The two most important words in the world are 'Honesty' and 'Sincerity'. If you can fake these, you've got it made!" -- Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890-1977)

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what." -- Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, M.D., in episode #121 of "House".

"Germs attack you where you're the weakest, which explains why there are so many head colds."

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't most people happier?"

"Flattery is like like chewing gum. Enjoy it, but don't swallow it."

If at first you don't succeed, try redefining success.

Make a mountain out of a molehill

My deceased grandma contacted me in my dreams many years ago and she told me what death is like - according to her own words "death is like a dream or closing your eyes" because when you fall asleep or close your eyes, you enter a different world, like the world of dreams or darkness in front of your eyes. Those are the words of wisdom by my gran.

"The firmest foundations exist because someone who hit rock bottom built their way back up." -- Me.

If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving.

Be yourself... Everyone else is taken.