Warning Stay Home This Friday

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Rare full moon will light up Friday the 13th for the first time in years. Not a good combination. Bad moon rising. Stay safe stay home.

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I don't have a good feeling about this Friday. I would love to stay tucked into my little house but I agreed to go to a wedding that's a several hours away. The wedding is on Saturday and I don't mind at all going to that because the mother of the groom is a pretty decent human being. Her spouse not so much, but I like her. The problem is that on Friday night I'm staying at my in-laws house and the majority of them are not at all nice people. I've been stressing about this more as the day draws near. I have this very unsafe feeling in particular this time. I didn't even realize it was the 13th and some strange moon event. Wish I hadn't offered to go.

I'm going to a hair salon on Friday, which is always daunting because of the small talk, music and lights.

I'll be sure they use scissors and not a Texas chainsaw.

So you're saying I should call off the goat sacrifice?

Welp, I've been to several nut huts, one more won't kill me.

There may be a bad moon rising, but just remember that there's a bathroom on the right in case you need to relieve yourself.

Oh!
I'd been wondering why I seemed to be getting a bit hairier than usual the last couple of days!

Maybe that is an excuse for me to go to the bar Friday night and pick up some hot chick so I can release the animal in me. Hooowwwlll

No.. I'm not a warewolf anymore. I'm ok NOOOOoooowwwWWWWWW!

I have to have my hair cut at home. I'd be ever so itchy for ages if I aasn't able to have a bath or a shower straight away after the haircut.

I'll stay home tomorrow.

I can't wait to see the storks delivering their bundles of little black werekittens to their parents!