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EzraS
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03 Oct 2019, 9:08 pm

I need advice on what sort of advice I should ask for.



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03 Oct 2019, 9:16 pm

"I need advice, I need advice
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04 Oct 2019, 4:43 am

Doesn't matter.

Ask for any kinda advice that you want.

Whatever the topic is...I will be happy to give you a tongue lashing about what a self pitying wuss you are.

Then when you're left motionless and catatonic from my tongue lashing I will then...

Spend the next ten years of my life making self pitying posts on WP about how "nobody ever takes my advice...woe is me...boo hoo…". :lol:



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04 Oct 2019, 4:54 am

It's one of those days, eh? :wink:


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04 Oct 2019, 5:32 am

I can sometimes advize. I fon't expect any one yo takd my advice. Haha! But I can have a go...

The earth and universe? Or what type of trainset or bicycle to buy?


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04 Oct 2019, 7:52 am

I can give advice!

If I were you, I'd do exactly what you are doing... because I'd be you.
If anyone says "if I were you, I'd do something different to what you're currently doing"... they're lying.


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04 Oct 2019, 10:00 am

EzraS wrote:
I need advice on what sort of advice I should ask for.
You may want to ask for advice on techniques for advice-giving.

Or not.

Oh, well.

Whatever.

Never mind.


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04 Oct 2019, 10:13 am

I think you should ask for advice on whether you should devote your life to saving the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.


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04 Oct 2019, 10:32 am

Darmok wrote:
I think you should ask for advice on whether you should devote your life to saving the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.
Tree Krakens!

Base Information:

Classification: Carnivore/pouncer
Terrain: Forest
Locomotion: Walker
Size: 6.0 kg

Homeworld:

Knorbes (SPIN1807)  E888765-2  --  Ag Ri  -134  Im  G3-V

Physiology & Ecology:

The adult Tree Kraken weighs 6.0 kilograms and resembles in general body form the octopus, having a central body sensory cluster and six radiating tentacle-like arms. The internal skeleton is rudimentary, consisting of a cartilaginous stiffening of the body to permit the lung sacs to function, to serve as attachment points for the muscles, and to permit leverage for the three part mandible located at the base of the arms.

The arms of the kraken consist of a stiffened central support structure surrounded by a muscular sheath. The arms end in from 2 to 7 (depending on species) smaller appendages. the ventral surface of the arm, and the ends of these smaller appendages end with a disk-shaped sucker-like organ covered with hundreds of small, razor-sharp tooth-like structures.

The eyes are paired, operate stereoscopically, and permit the kraken to detect the faintest movement at several hundred meters. Range judgment is extremely good.

Three to eight lung sacs in the body mass handle respiration. Each sac has its own connection to the atmosphere. To function, the inner lining of each sac must be kept moist, requiring the kraken to remain in regions of high humidity, such as marshes, swamps, or jungles. Tree kraken have a closed respiratory system and are endothermic.

Kraken are hermaphroditic: reproduction is accomplished through budding. During the six week mating season, pairs of kraken exchange genetic material through two tube like structures above the eyes. After fertilization, these structures swell to many times their normal size. Arms develop, becoming fully developed miniature kraken (after eight to twelve weeks.) When fully developed, the young detach themselves and go their own way. Since kraken will eat their own young, the young detach while the parent is in a digestive torpor.

Some scientists believe that the Tree Kraken evolved from cephalopodoid sea life on Knorbes. Many of these scientists believe that there are still extant ancestors of the Tree Krakens living in the seas and oceans of Knorbes.

Life Cycle & Reproduction:

No information yet available.

Diet & Trophics:

The Kraken attacks its prey by leaping upon it from a height, usually a tree, but often a cliff and occasionally a roof. The arms wrap around the prey, immobilizing it. The disk-shaped structures abrade the skin and other tissue into fragments which are the conveyed to the mouth. After feeding, the kraken climbs to a high place for protection from other predators, and goes into a digestive torpor. It emerges several hours later.

Tree Krakens prefer carnivorous diet of mostly medium to large animals although Tree Krakens have been known to eat plant matter when sick or ravenously hungry. Tree Krakens prefer terrestrial animal meat, but as their home world has high hydrographics, they will often prey upon fish, crustaceans, and other forms of aquatic animal life.

History & Background (Dossier):

Tree Krakens are a large animal, often hunted for sport.

World Listing: 1105
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• Kinunir
• Knorbes


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06 Oct 2019, 2:55 am

Darmok wrote:
I think you should ask for advice on whether you should devote your life to saving the endangered Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.



We've had a real problem lately with Sasquatchs going after our Tree Octopus. We're planning on digging a moat and filling it with snakes and alligators to protect the little fella.



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06 Oct 2019, 4:51 pm

Did you get the advice you asked for Ezra? My advice is to get some advice about it.


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07 Oct 2019, 2:57 pm

Are Tree Octopi legal as pets?

Do they require rabies shots and licenses?

Do they require microchips?

Will they use litter boxes?


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07 Oct 2019, 3:01 pm

How to choose the right bra?