Hillarious Sayings. Is there a logical Meaning To Them?
I have just been laughing at a funny saying I have heard and I don't know if I have missheard it, but people say it when they are shocked and serious... but it is not serious at all. It is absolutely hillarious! I have heard it many times but only now it has hit me as to how funny it really is!
If (Insert name) was alive right now he would turn in his grave! Now if that person (Who was dead and buried) suddenly be alive, I would say he or she would do a lot more then just turn... They would likely get their cell phone and ring for help or something...
But anyway. The sillyness of the saying. Who invented that as a serious saying? It is not serious at all. It can't be. It is hillarious! Or am I just wierd? (Don't answer that! Haha!).
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If (Insert name) was alive right now he would turn in his grave! Now if that person (Who was dead and buried) suddenly be alive, I would say he or she would do a lot more then just turn... They would likely get their cell phone and ring for help or something...
But anyway. The sillyness of the saying. Who invented that as a serious saying? It is not serious at all. It can't be. It is hillarious! Or am I just wierd? (Don't answer that! Haha!).
That's not an actual saying.
But it's a common malapropism. Folks will mash together two different idioms that mean the same thing.
The person means to say "If Lincoln were alive today he would be shocked", or he would puke, or whatever.
OR...
They mean to say "If Lincoln could see what is going on now he would turn in his grave".
But what actually comes out of the person's mouth is "if Lincoln were alive today he would turn in his grave" which is of course laughable. If he were alive he might well puke at reading the newspaper. But he wouldn't be in his grave..because you just said "if he were alive".
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I've never heard "if they were alive" connected with that saying.
They're dead.
Ah. Now it makes more sense. I have missheard it and altered it in my mind I think. No wonder I thought it was funny.
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If (Insert name) was alive right now he would turn in his grave! Now if that person (Who was dead and buried) suddenly be alive, I would say he or she would do a lot more then just turn... They would likely get their cell phone and ring for help or something...
But anyway. The sillyness of the saying. Who invented that as a serious saying? It is not serious at all. It can't be. It is hillarious! Or am I just wierd? (Don't answer that! Haha!).
That's not an actual saying.
But it's a common malapropism. Folks will mash together two different idioms that mean the same thing.
The person means to say "If Lincoln were alive today he would be shocked", or he would puke, or whatever.
OR...
They mean to say "If Lincoln could see what is going on now he would turn in his grave".
But what actually comes out of the person's mouth is "if Lincoln were alive today he would turn in his grave" which is of course laughable. If he were alive he might well puke at reading the newspaper. But he wouldn't be in his grave..because you just said "if he were alive".
Yes. I think I got it mixed up somewhere. Raleigh has just stated the correct form of the saying (And so have you).
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I've both heard and said (insert name) must be turning in his/her grave because of something witnessing something unpleasant related to that deceased person. For example when I hear how rude people are on the phone, I'll say "Alexander Graham Bell must be turning in his grave", because he invented the telephone and if he could see and hear how people were misusing his invention it would make him turn over. But saying "If (insert name) were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave" doesn't make sense because if they were alive they wouldn't *be* in a grave.
It really is a kind of silly and macabre old saying, and it's a wonder I've used it at all, really. Oh well. We all have our funny little ways of sayings things.
If (Insert name) was alive right now he would turn in his grave! Now if that person (Who was dead and buried) suddenly be alive, I would say he or she would do a lot more then just turn... They would likely get their cell phone and ring for help or something...
But anyway. The sillyness of the saying. Who invented that as a serious saying? It is not serious at all. It can't be. It is hillarious! Or am I just wierd? (Don't answer that! Haha!).
That's not an actual saying.
But it's a common malapropism. Folks will mash together two different idioms that mean the same thing.
The person means to say "If Lincoln were alive today he would be shocked", or he would puke, or whatever.
OR...
They mean to say "If Lincoln could see what is going on now he would turn in his grave".
But what actually comes out of the person's mouth is "if Lincoln were alive today he would turn in his grave" which is of course laughable. If he were alive he might well puke at reading the newspaper. But he wouldn't be in his grave..because you just said "if he were alive".
Yes. I think I got it mixed up somewhere. Raleigh has just stated the correct form of the saying (And so have you).
Well..my point was that you hear other folks say it that way because THEY have it confused.
