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28 Oct 2019, 2:17 pm

Do bisexuals like Best Buy and asexuals like Ace Hardware?

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28 Oct 2019, 2:34 pm

I'm an asexual who likes Best Buy :lol:

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28 Oct 2019, 2:48 pm

So..

I am trying to follow your "logic" here....

Only heterosexuals order DVDs of "From Here to Eternity"?

And only gays drink homogenized milk?

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28 Oct 2019, 5:43 pm

I’ve seen some weird topics/questions on this forum but this is the weirdest one I’ve ever seen on here!

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30 Oct 2019, 9:55 pm

Following this fun logic, I guess I should give up my regular telephone plan for Straight Talk.

This is funny enough to continue.

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31 Oct 2019, 11:03 pm

And only aspies eat asparagus?

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31 Oct 2019, 11:28 pm

He paints all the time, drawled the man; he must have an autistic temperament.

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01 Nov 2019, 7:38 am

And autistics who have survived ABA training all become dancing queens, and super troopers, who bang boomerangs, who eat honey-honey.

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01 Nov 2019, 10:46 am

Might have missed the reference...

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01 Nov 2019, 11:20 am

Borromeo wrote:

Might have missed the reference...

The acronym "ABA" looks and sounds like "Abba", the Swedish Seventies pop music band.

So I tried to link some Abba's hit songs to...ABA training using the same NON logic as the OP of this thread.

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01 Nov 2019, 11:23 am

"Aces" is one name for an asexual person. The "Buy" in Best Buy sounds like "Bi" as in "Bisexual."

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01 Nov 2019, 12:03 pm

Thnx.

Finnally….an explanation for that strange OP.

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01 Nov 2019, 12:28 pm

NewTime wrote:

Do bisexuals like Best Buy and asexuals like Ace Hardware?

Ooo ... I get it! This is an alliteration game with a hardware-store theme!

Asexuals like Ace Hardware
Bisexuals like Best Buy
Lesbians like Lowes Lumber & Supply
Transexuals like Target
Gays like Grainger
Straights like Sears

Did I win? What did I win?

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01 Nov 2019, 12:45 pm

So what does my affinity for Radio Shack say about me?

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01 Nov 2019, 1:08 pm

cberg wrote:

So what does my affinity for Radio Shack say about me?

That you're a "radiohead"? Or a..."radioheadhead" (fan of the band). Or maybe that you're "shacking up" with someone?.

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01 Nov 2019, 2:45 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:

"Aces" is one name for an asexual person. The "Buy" in Best Buy sounds like "Bi" as in "Bisexual."

I have never heard anyone refer to an asexual person as 'aces'.

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