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05 Aug 2019, 9:46 am

Yesterday I was driving in a small city and the car in front of me had a strange bumper sticker.

The bumper sticker showed a small bottle and read "I have an oil for that"

It was very puzzling. After about a minute I finally figured it out. The individual works with Essential Oils and the bumper sticker meant that he had an essential oil that would help with any medical problem one might have.

Sometimes people put decals on their back windows that reflect their family makeup. Many times they are stick people. One for the father and one for the mother and one for each child. Some have infant stick people and some have teenager stick people. But yesterday I saw one on the side of a jeep. It had 2 large jeeps and one smaller one.

What is the strangest bumper sticker that you ever saw?

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05 Aug 2019, 10:20 am

COEXIST is one of the strangest. I don't think you can have a number of religions all "coexist" if each religion believes itself the one true faith.

WIFE BEATER is another one. I don't see why people brag on how terrible they are.

DOG MOM. Excuse me. Technically speaking here, according to AKC regulations, Mama Dog is a what? Is that what YOU are?

Any sports team sticker, I'm not thrilled with. Same with private school stickers.

SALT LIFE.

SPONSORED BY MOMMA (seen on a lifted bro truck.)

I hate bumper stickers in general, but if I can ever get an old Model T Ford or a Dodge Victory Six, I want to put a bumper sticker on it with "REPEAL PROHIBITION" and "IMPEACH HARDING." Dumb, but I like dumb jokes.

Also, I BRAKE FOR TAILGATERS.

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05 Aug 2019, 11:38 am

I don't see many bumper stickers where I live. I guess it's not as popular a way to express your opinion and annoy drivers behind you to the point of road rage.

But in the 90's I did see quite a few decals of an unlicensed Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes urinating on some logo of a vehicle the driver hates. Bill Watterson once said only thieves and vandals made money off of merchandise of his comic.

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05 Aug 2019, 1:15 pm

The strangest bumper sticker combination I've seen is a pro-life sticker next to an NRA sticker.

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05 Aug 2019, 1:23 pm

Yep....It's ironic....but it's common for both "causes" to be advocated together by individuals.....

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05 Aug 2019, 2:25 pm

Someone actually had a sticker that said Wife Beater? What century are we actually living in if someone can proudly announce in public that they commit domestic violence?

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05 Aug 2019, 2:33 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Someone actually had a sticker that said Wife Beater? What century are we actually living in if someone can proudly announce in public that they commit domestic violence?

Did it really never occur to you that maybe the person who put it there was his ex-wife?

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05 Aug 2019, 2:36 pm

Saw this one on a van full of kids: Honk If A Kid Fall Out

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05 Aug 2019, 2:42 pm

LYSDEXICS
Are Teople Poo!

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05 Aug 2019, 2:45 pm

MARRIAGE IS GRAND!
Divorce Is 100 Grand.

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05 Aug 2019, 2:49 pm

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05 Aug 2019, 2:52 pm

Any Reasonable Adult
in 2020!

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05 Aug 2019, 2:59 pm

The World Is Flat!
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05 Aug 2019, 3:11 pm

HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS!
Text While Driving If You Want To Meet Him!

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05 Aug 2019, 3:15 pm

This official tourism campaign bumper sticker for the Northern Territory made me

(See you in the Northern Territory)

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05 Aug 2019, 5:43 pm

That CU thing would make me .

I saw a bumper sticker bordered in metallic silver and gold ( had a kinda urban bling-bling look) driven by a guy who happened to be Black.

It said

"you're UGLY

AND

YOUR MOTHER DRESSES YOU FUNNY"

First it made me . And then it made me :lol: .

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