top 10 recipes for pasta and toilet paper

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14 Mar 2020, 1:13 pm

for all the whackjobs out there buying enough TP to last them 2 years, try some of these, it'll help ya get through that pile.

the porridge is my personal favorite, i've gotta try the gratin next.

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14 Mar 2020, 1:21 pm

I’m looking forward to trying out the Pasta bake with toilet paper gratin

I think it would go well with shredded soap as a side.

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14 Mar 2020, 1:25 pm

Mmmm mmmmm good.

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14 Mar 2020, 2:11 pm

Karamazov wrote:

I’m looking forward to trying out the Pasta bake with toilet paper gratin

I think it would go well with shredded soap as a side.

You & Kip gave me a good laugh :lol:

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14 Mar 2020, 2:32 pm

^ excellent!

You should see the pudding menu :wink:

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14 Mar 2020, 4:47 pm

howbout a Moon Pie?

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14 Mar 2020, 5:01 pm

I was thinking more along the lines of toilet paper fool, with crunchy pasta bits and a dash of disinfectant to give it zest.

Perfect for a warm summer evening’s apocalypse.

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14 Mar 2020, 5:23 pm

I’ll have mine with a sparkling glass of Lysol.
The napkins will be disinfectant wipes of course.
The finger bowls will be filled with floral scented Purell.

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14 Mar 2020, 5:25 pm

It’s all those little touches that make it an end-times to remember for the rest of your life.

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14 Mar 2020, 8:24 pm

/\ :lol:

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