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15 Jan 2020, 2:35 pm

What are some really ridiculous conspiracy theories you've heard?

Conspiracies are weird... :lol:


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15 Jan 2020, 3:04 pm

AD&D is a Satanic plot to turn children gay and make them suicidal.

Amateur radio operators are communicating with the "Face on Mars".

Fluoridated water turns people gay.

Survivors of mass shootings are actually "Crisis Actors".

The moon landings were produced by Stanley Kubrick.

Tribbles are remote-control guinea pigs.

The Large Hadron Collider is a 'stargate' to Hell.

Every mass shooting on US soil is a False Flag event run by the CIA.

Every political assassination on US soil is a False Flag event run by the CIA.

The "Ice-Bucket Challenge" is a Satanic ritual.

Meghan Markle is an android (technically, a "gynoid") created in a laboratory from bits and pieces of Princess Diana as part of an English plot to reabsorb the U.S. back into the U.K.


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15 Jan 2020, 8:11 pm

9/11 was an inside job to justify war with Afghanistan.

The Earth is flat.

The Moon landings were faked.

We are all living in a computer simulation run by the UN.

The Sandy Hook Massacre was staged by the Obama Administration.

Vaccinations add more children to the spectrum's population.

Chemtrails are a form of mind control that was created by the US government.

Greta Thunberg is actually three times her age.


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15 Jan 2020, 8:24 pm

I saw a lady ten places ahead of me in the zig zag line to the kiosk at the MVA who looked just like a middle aged version of Greta Thunberg.



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15 Jan 2020, 8:27 pm

We are both more advanced in technology than they wants you to believe, and we are less advanced in technology than they want you to believe.

We never landed on the Moon in 1969 (nor at any other time), but in 1944 we managed to get a 2000 ton U.S. Navy destroyer to travel back and forth in time in the Philadelphia Experiment.



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15 Jan 2020, 8:33 pm

Michael Jackson and his sister LaToya were actually the same person, and she staged his 'death' because he was more popular than she was.


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19 Jan 2020, 6:56 am

The CIA invented the drug crack & introduced it to black neighborhoods as a way to keep the black man down


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19 Jan 2020, 7:52 am

The earth isn't flat, but it is hollow. Only the oligarchs know about it and have a vast city complex waiting for them when doomsday happens.

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19 Jan 2020, 9:00 am

EzraS wrote:
The earth isn't flat, but it is hollow. Only the oligarchs know about it and have a vast city complex waiting for them when doomsday happens.
This reminds me that I was watching some TV show about people who believe in aliens for outer space & some claim aliens were living underground who were working with the US government & doing experiments on people. Someone had supposedly taken phones of some of the captive humans who were being experimented on.


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19 Jan 2020, 10:00 am

Fnord wrote:
Meghan Markle is an android (technically, a "gynoid") created in a laboratory from bits and pieces of Princess Diana as part of an English plot to reabsorb the U.S. back into the U.K.[/color]


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19 Jan 2020, 5:59 pm

Paul McCartney was murdered by a hitman paid by John Lennon and was later replaced with a look-alike.

Elvis faked his own passing because he got tired of fame.

Climate change is not real.

Prince Charles is actually a vampire.

Lee Harvey Oswald was a contract killer working for mobsters when planning the assassination of JFK. He messed up the operation, so Jack Ruby (who many theorists believe was Oswald's mentor) was sent in to kill Oswald.

Robert Wagner murdered Natalie Wood.

The Boston Marathon Bombing was filmed on a greenscreen stage with paid actors.

The Holocaust never happened.

The Catholic Church created the concept of "phantom time."

Barack Obama was actually the first Muslim elected President of the US.


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19 Jan 2020, 6:33 pm

Ronald Reagan was shot and he was almost killed by a brainwashed zombie. Probably only the witchcraft of Nancy Reagan and his own obsession for black jelly beans protected him. Reagan probably set back the socialist globalist agenda quite a bit. Then George Herbert Walker Bush of the Skull and Bones family took over the helm from Ronald Reagan, but soon socialist “fellow travelers” had reached the top of the food chain in the Democratic Party so Bush was dumped in favor or Bill and Hillary Clinton.


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19 Jan 2020, 9:05 pm

The US government caused the September 11th terrorists attacks so they would have a reason to go to war with Iraq


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19 Jan 2020, 9:39 pm

Barack Obama is actually a lizard from an alternate reality.


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22 Jan 2020, 9:06 pm

Donald Trump is the son of God & Barack Obama is the devil


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23 Jan 2020, 5:01 pm

EzraS wrote:
The earth isn't flat, but it is hollow. Only the oligarchs know about it and have a vast city complex waiting for them when doomsday happens.

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IMO, such a theory regarding a "Hollow Earth" has more logic to it than the "Flat Earth" ones.


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