If donald trump was the Captain of the Titanic

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If Donald Trump was the Captain of the Titanic:

"There isn't any iceberg.”

“There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.”

“The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.”

“There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.”

“We hit the iceberg , but the damage will be repaired very shortly.”

“The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.”

“We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.”

“Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.”

“We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.”

“Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.”

“I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.”

“We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.”

“The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.”

“Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. "

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

“Did you know I was number one on Facebook?”

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No for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.

Our new experimental airship, The Hindenburg, is on its way to airlift survivors and bring them home safely.

The Deep State media and democrats put that there so I can’t win the election.

"Some people can't go a minute without thinking about me."

"I never understood ice!"

"Ice is just made of water."

“There was no collusion with the iceberg”

“Nobody’s ever seen ice like it before.”

“I know more about icebergs than anyone, believe me.”

“I always knew that an iceberg would sink it, long before anybody. People are surprised but I really get this stuff.”

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No for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.

“Obama hit a bigger iceberg but the fake news media won’t report it. Lots of people are talking about it though. I hear it all the time. Obama won’t tell the truth about his iceberg. SAD”

“It was because of poor regulations put in place by the last administration why we couldn’t turn the ship.”

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No for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.

The iceberg was created by dangerous illegal aliens to be used as a boat to sneak into our America. I hit the iceberg on purpose to protect our country.

"The whole ice berg and the ship sinking is just a hoax made up by democrats because they are jealous of this beauty."

Last lifeboat, anyone wanna come with me?

And by anyone, I mean the ladies first.

And by ladies, I mean pretty ones.