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02 Jun 2020, 10:58 am

Excuse me, but I need to pee. I'll be back in a moment.

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02 Jun 2020, 11:23 am

What.

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02 Jun 2020, 12:21 pm

How did it go?

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02 Jun 2020, 12:23 pm

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

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02 Jun 2020, 12:31 pm

dragonsanddemons wrote:

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

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02 Jun 2020, 12:35 pm

Female: I have to pour the tea.

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02 Jun 2020, 12:39 pm

Magna wrote:

dragonsanddemons wrote:

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

I never understood that phrase.

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02 Jun 2020, 12:44 pm

Magna wrote:

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

My mother says that too.

Also: "I see", said the blind man to the deaf man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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02 Jun 2020, 12:49 pm

VegetableMan wrote:

Magna wrote:

dragonsanddemons wrote:

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

I never understood that phrase.

I never understood it either.

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02 Jun 2020, 4:49 pm

"She seems like a nice girl but my, she pees like a horse!"

Reputed to have been said by the father of one of Marylin Munroe's early boyfriends related to her practice of turning the washbasin sink taps on full when using the WC in order to mask any embarrassing wind related noises.

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02 Jun 2020, 5:32 pm

Magna wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

Magna wrote:

dragonsanddemons wrote:

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

I never understood that phrase.

I never understood it either.

Like someone is going to go & be betting on races. "See a man about a dog" was another take. "Spend a penny" was another because of old-fashioned public urinals requiring a penny admission fee.

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02 Jun 2020, 5:39 pm

Magna wrote:

VegetableMan wrote:

Magna wrote:

dragonsanddemons wrote:

I’ll alert the media.

(That’s what my mom says when someone announces that they’re going to go to the bathroom.)

When my Mom would announce that she was going to go to the bathroom, she'd say: "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

I never understood that phrase.

I never understood it either.

Am an American here, and I guy I worked with years ago would say "I have to see a man about a dog" to convey that. He was astounded that I had never heard the expression before. And I havent heard it since until seeing this "horse" version just now. Dont know the derivation of the expression. But I guess that its as good a euphemism as any other.

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02 Jun 2020, 5:50 pm

"I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool". Wait, no, that's not peeing.

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02 Jun 2020, 6:33 pm

NewTime wrote:

Excuse me, but I need to pee. I'll be back in a moment.

*KNOCK*

*KNOCK*

You okay?

You've been in there a long time...

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03 Jun 2020, 5:01 am

NewTime wrote:

Excuse me, but I need to pee. I'll be back in a moment.

Relieved yourself yet. :lmao:

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03 Jun 2020, 10:19 am

OP must have dropped a nickel in the commode. Better send a half-dollar to throw down, something to make it worth going after.

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