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It was a necessary adaptation to the Great Shell Shortages of 250million B.C. You're probably too young to remember.

What happens when you squat too much?

You turn into a squid.

What happens when you sit for too long?

You can't stand it any longer!

What is the goal for a soccer player when he/she is a defender?

They break down often and leak oil to mark their territory.

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Shifting the goal posts.

1. ____
2. ____
3. Profits.

Wibble! Wibble!

At what point does a beggar become a silly beggar?

When somebody knocks the beggar silly with a beer bottle after the beggar pestered that somebody too much.

At what point do you get tired of not being able to afford a can-opener?

When my teeth can no longer open the can.

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When the tuna was growling to get out from inside the sardine can.

Sardines, or Spam?

Toenails.

Who is the leader of China?

Whoever anyone greets someone with 'yo!'.


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If you're Vietnamese: Indo is the leader of China.

What was the Tet Offensive?

It's the sub-title to the next The Fast and The Furious movie.

Sausages: how long is too long?

When they're too long to swallow whole.

Why are toy bears called "teddy bears"?

The sky got banned from the ground for stealing and overconsumption of herbs and mushrooms.


How to make a paper pulp?

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