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01 Dec 2022, 8:39 am

It's....HAMMER time!

Is the Moon really made of green cheese?

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01 Dec 2022, 9:58 am

No, it's made of invisible cheese. What we can see is the dust that fell on it.

What should I read before sleep?

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01 Dec 2022, 10:00 am

The warnings about tearing the tags off pillows.

Do you believe in pillows?

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01 Dec 2022, 10:07 am

They should be all put in a pillory.

What's the most boring piece of information you've ever encountered?

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01 Dec 2022, 10:20 am

A label next to a big red button marked "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON, NOT EVER, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."
So I pushed it and due to the ensuing explosion I'm now posting from the spirit realm. Sigh.

What is the most important advice you can give to everyone?

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01 Dec 2022, 10:22 am

You won't shave yourself with a cucumber.

For which sin will I face my eternal punishment?

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01 Dec 2022, 10:25 am

Obviously the one about wearing clothing of mixed material for which you will rightly go to hell and burn there in agony for all eternity.

Can I buy a "get out of hell free" card anywhere?

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01 Dec 2022, 11:35 am

Only if you buy a gold-played monopoly game.

Why isn’t “monopoly” called “polymono”?

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01 Dec 2022, 12:34 pm

Because it's called Pollyanna.

How much sleep does an average human need?

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01 Dec 2022, 12:38 pm

Around 5 minutes, best taken on your drive home from work.

Why did my car just crash?

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01 Dec 2022, 1:54 pm

You gave it too much sugar sending it into a sugar rush. Now that it's worn off, your car crashed and won't leave your couch for several hours.

What are ten things that can be worn as a hat?

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01 Dec 2022, 5:04 pm

Pipe, slippers, a dead cat, a bottle of beer, a carbuncle, a fishing rod, a tyre, a bicycle, a herring and a cactus.

What should you wear on your feet in snow?

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02 Dec 2022, 12:58 am

Radish wrote:

Pipe, slippers, a dead cat, a bottle of beer, a carbuncle, a fishing rod, a tyre, a bicycle, a herring and a cactus.

What should you wear on your feet in snow?

Nothing should be worn in the feet in snow, so that feet can become super cold which is important for keeping away fleas.

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

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02 Dec 2022, 1:31 am

25 and a half.

how many digits are in a googleplex?

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02 Dec 2022, 3:27 am

Minus pi.

How to cure headache?

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02 Dec 2022, 6:26 am

That's an easy one, you stub your toe on a wall then all you feel is the pain in your foot.

Why do motorcyclists wear a helmet?

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