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24 Dec 2022, 11:35 am

Break it's own back and neck... If it has a neck or a back to begin with.

What's the idea man to marry?

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24 Dec 2022, 1:22 pm

A clone of yourself with the gender changed.

What is the ideal Christmas present to give to Mrs Radish?

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24 Dec 2022, 2:11 pm

Fertilizer.

Do you believe fertilizer will be our ultimate salvation?

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24 Dec 2022, 4:40 pm

Your ultimate salvation is SUPER RADISH!

Nurse, where are my dried frog pills?

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24 Dec 2022, 11:02 pm

I’m not a nurse….so I can’t comply with your base whims.

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25 Dec 2022, 12:38 pm

How well do Venus Flytraps actually catch flies?

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25 Dec 2022, 1:38 pm

No, just people.

Where is Santa at this moment?

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25 Dec 2022, 1:52 pm

Drunk under his sledge.

Why do bells jingle?

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25 Dec 2022, 9:18 pm

They used to tingle, but no one could tell unless they touched them.
Their union freaked out and demanded no-contact jingling to avoid lawsuits.

Why does it snow in some places but not others?

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27 Dec 2022, 7:20 pm

We've been trying to get Old Man Winter to try visiting places near the equator. He's being really stubborn.

What happens when you add too many Skittles to your vegetables?

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27 Dec 2022, 7:28 pm

The clowns all roll over and light cigarettes.

(We have a joke that clowns ejaculate Skittles.)

Is it possible to get the right answer?

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30 Dec 2022, 5:25 pm

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Why? Just why?

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30 Dec 2022, 6:30 pm

Because. Just because...

Which is more deadly, crashing a motorcycle at 60 mph into a haystack or crashing a motorcycle at 60 mph into a concrete divider?

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31 Dec 2022, 4:56 am

Well I have crashed several motorcycles but never into a haystack or concrete. I did actually leave an impression of myself in the side of a bus, it had a comical almost Tom and Jerry look about it. I ended up in hospital with concussion and lots of bruises. Anyway, I'll give the concrete divider a go next time.

What day is New Years Day?

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03 Jan 2023, 7:36 am

It's not a day - it's an eschatological concept.

When will that damned leg heal?

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03 Jan 2023, 7:56 am

The damned leg will heal once you are allowed out of hell and back to Earth. How you managed to damn your leg in the first place is a different matter.

Will Primark have another of those cheap scarves left in the sale next time I go?

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