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02 Feb 2021, 5:15 am

because it said so.

why is water wet?



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02 Feb 2021, 5:19 am

Because Trump said it wasn't.

Why do turkeys keep making movies?



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02 Feb 2021, 5:25 am

because alan smithee told 'em to.

why is hair hairy?



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02 Feb 2021, 8:08 am

Because it's a conspiracy funded by secret societies with the sole aim of sneaking it into your food while you aren't looking.

What is a thunderbox?



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02 Feb 2021, 9:05 am

A box made of thunder.


How about comfort room?


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02 Feb 2021, 11:43 am

A room where ever music note played is way out of tune.



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02 Feb 2021, 8:17 pm

what is a coup?



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02 Feb 2021, 10:18 pm

When chickens rise up, and overthrow the farmer, and take over his farm it's called "a chicken coup"!

In what country was chili, the dish, invented?



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02 Feb 2021, 10:46 pm

^^^ :lol:
tralfamadore.

who was Simón Bolivar?



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03 Feb 2021, 12:33 am

A baker in Lithuania.
How to cook?



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03 Feb 2021, 12:34 am

first of all, freeze the water before boiling it so you won't burn it.

who invented the tommy gun?



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03 Feb 2021, 12:40 am

Trying to be British

Do you have any kids?


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03 Feb 2021, 12:41 am

yeh i keep the kids out in the garden to eat the slugs.

what is non-luminiferous ether?



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03 Feb 2021, 12:43 am

That stuff that's luminiferous, and non-etherous.

Do I show her the email?


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03 Feb 2021, 12:44 am

show it to the RCMP first.

who is joe bloggins?



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03 Feb 2021, 12:45 am

Have a cup of tea.

Do you like flowers?


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