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24 Sep 2023, 4:36 am

Some... Power core of some ship.
Also it's highly radioactive. I recommend to find your local plumber just to make sure...

How do you like your alcohol?

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24 Sep 2023, 8:07 am

Flat.

Why can't the sky be purple?

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24 Sep 2023, 8:27 am

Because it's been sprinkled with Uranium.

Why is grass green?

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24 Sep 2023, 9:52 am

Because snitches get stitches.

What are the Seven Wonders of the World?

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24 Sep 2023, 10:17 am

Envy
Gluttony
Greed
Lust
Pride
Sloth
Wrath

My husband just got his 3d printer. What should he print?

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24 Sep 2023, 12:21 pm

Money.

Can I borrow 5 bucks?

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24 Sep 2023, 12:40 pm

Sorry, I've got only one

Return when you no longer need him.

What can you find in an all-you-can-eat place?

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30 Sep 2023, 3:59 am

You may declare; 'Give me variety or give me death!' literally.

Well, do you want variety or death?

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30 Sep 2023, 1:44 pm

No, I want a Cheeseburger and fries!

What word rhymes with antidisestablishmentarianism?

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26 Nov 2023, 2:48 am

I don't know, but it's not grannycactusyfairyNTism

Fill in the blanks.

I'll Be _________ for Christmas.

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26 Nov 2023, 11:15 am

On the toilet

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a hippocampus?

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26 Nov 2023, 11:21 am

A hippopotamus is part of your brain. A hippocampus is a special university where you go to train that part of your brain.

Does anyone know the way to Blockbuster?

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26 Nov 2023, 2:16 pm

You drive down the road, turn left 4 times in a row then straight off the cliff. If you survive the landing, you should be in the Blockbuster parking lot.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why's he keep doing it?

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