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maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
SausagesWhy do squirrels like nuts?
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Because steak is too expensive. Why did America spend millions to send one manned craft to the moon?
To ensure there was enough room to bring back enough cheese samples.Why do wolves howl?
Hemorrhoid flare-ups.Why do women wear high heeled shoes?
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 11,515Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
They believe they can fly.What are umbrellas are for?
Gained Number Post Count (1).Lose Time (n).Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.
Tomatoes Toucan
Joined: 25 Jun 2012Gender: MalePosts: 264
2 + 2 = To be or not to be.What was the question, again ?
The question was:Why can’t we schedule rain?
CockneyRebel Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2004Age: 49Gender: MalePosts: 113,572Location: Stalag 13
God only pees when he needs toWhy did Covid-19 have to happen?
Because China had a noodle shortage.Why do tape measures only have metric and imperial units?
Because Egypt has a copyright on Hieroglyphic Units. Why was Marilyn Monroe never photographed wearing rumpled sweats and no make-up?
Because they were too itchy to wear day to day.Why do cats like mice?
HeroOfHyrule Veteran
Joined: 4 May 2020Age: 23Gender: MalePosts: 9,247
Because they want to be friends with them and nurture them like they are their own.How do you tie shoelaces?
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 68,720Location: Chez Quis
Just like tying an Ascot. Don't forget to puff out the ends. ---- Why?
Because I keep getting shoelaces wrapped around my dog and I don't understand how this keeps happening. What family of animals are humans a part of?
PeasWhat will the weather be tomorrow?
Fire, with intermittent asteroids. Tell me something you believe.