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22 Oct 2021, 4:00 am

Download the latestest SetTime® app (999$) on your iTimeTravel™ (compatibile with iScrewDriver™ 42.1 and later) and Unleash The Experience Of The Future!®

How to space travel?


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22 Oct 2021, 4:44 am

Walk from one side of an empty warehouse to the other.

How do you wear tinfoil?



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22 Oct 2021, 4:58 am

As underwear.

How do YOU wear tinfoil?


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22 Oct 2021, 5:23 am

I use it as toilet paper.

Do you like curry?



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22 Oct 2021, 5:33 am

Only if the main spice is nightshade.

What are the five spices?


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22 Oct 2021, 5:39 am

Sand paper, grinding paste, linisher belts and baked beans

What are the six senses?



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22 Oct 2021, 6:11 am

Making foot, doing foot, eating foot, loving foot, sniffing foot, sticking foot and milking eyes.


Sane question.


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22 Oct 2021, 7:58 am

Once upon a time there were seven dwarves, but one died from behaving recklessly. The surviving six had sense.

Why did they build the Great Wall of China?


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22 Oct 2021, 8:02 am

To prevent people escaping.

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22 Oct 2021, 8:20 am

They had to do something with all these spare bricks.

How to become a poet?


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22 Oct 2021, 8:28 am

Learn to play the clarinet

How do you change a lightbulb?


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22 Oct 2021, 8:34 am

Take hold then get all your friends to rotate the house.

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22 Oct 2021, 8:43 am

Take off its nappy/diaper and put on a new one.

Do people still use public telephones?


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22 Oct 2021, 12:03 pm

Yes. Unfortunately, not the way people would think.
They use public phones -- ones without boxes, mind you -- to change their clothes and transform into multiple legged disembodied screaming eyeballs.


What are IOUs?


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22 Oct 2021, 10:57 pm

The parts of hospitals dealing with less urgent cases than A&Es (aka, ERs in the US, or EDs here).

Why is English such an inconsistent language?


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23 Oct 2021, 5:51 am

An ancient ghoti did it.


What is considered a fish?


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