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25 Nov 2021, 1:57 pm

A man goes to see a psychiatrist; he tells the psychiatrist he's been feeling like a dog lately. The psychiatrist exclaims,
interesting; how long have you felt this way? The man replied: ever since I was a puppy.



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25 Nov 2021, 2:07 pm

Another one: A small boy tells his father he wants to be a doctor. The father was so proud. The father's hopes were dashed when his son tells him; if I can't be a doctor I want to be a dinosaur.