I know the answers about Santa

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In case you've all been wondering where the logic lies in this huge fantasy at Christmas, let me just explain a couple of things.

Q: Why does Santa give more presents to richer kids than poor kids?
A: Because parents obviously pay him.

Q: How does Santa get to every child's house in the world?
A: He doesn't go to every child in the world, only those that celebrate Christmas.

Q: How does Santa have time to deliver so many presents to so many children?
A: Santa has the superpower to be in several places at once.

Q: How does Santa know what the children are up to all year?
A: He has Facebook-like technology where every child that celebrates Christmas is registered and the parents or guardians post updates, sometimes they lie which is why so many naughty children still get presents.

Q: How does Santa manage to fit down the chimney? And how does he get into modern houses that don't have chimneys?
A: If he perfectly designs and makes all these toys and games then he surely knows how to disassemble the inside of a chimney quickly in order to squeeze down and climb back up and put it back the way it was. As with houses with no chimneys, then parents leave the windows unlocked. It's much easier for Santa.


Well, that just about sums up the stuff about Santa that has confused children for years. If your children ask these questions then these are the answers - they might believe in him for a little longer!

I thought this thread would be of interest of at least one person.

This is a cute thread.... Could give a person a new appreciation of Santas skills , even if it is just once a year ....

Where does he go for the rest of the year?

Sounds like this could be a serious drain on the economy of the North Pole .
unemployment for Elves ?

nice list