Funny, corny joke thread

Page 15 of 19 [ 291 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 Next

Joined: 4 Feb 2023
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 48
Location: Massachusetts, USA

21 Jun 2023, 5:55 pm

A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a wall.
The big one fell off. Why didn't the other?
.
.
.
.
.
.... because he was a little more on!

_________________
Diagnosed with severe ADHD [combined subtype] in 2012, age of 52. "Informally diagnosed" in 2021 as on the spectrum by two professional psychologists, deciding independently.

The world is not merely stranger than we suppose. It is stranger than we can suppose.
J. B. S. Haldane, (1892 – 1964) British biochemist.

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

22 Aug 2023, 3:14 am

Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?

Because they punch up the screw line.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

22 Aug 2023, 3:15 am

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colours?

It had a reptile dysfunction.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

24 Aug 2023, 1:14 am

They've brought out a magazine for homeless people.
It's called Better Crates and Cartons.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

IsabellaLinton
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Nov 2017
Gender: Female
Posts: 68,724
Location: Chez Quis

24 Aug 2023, 1:17 am

Oh sure. Barge in right when I'm falling asleep and feeling cuddly.

Some friend you are.

_________________
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

24 Aug 2023, 3:56 am

^ I don't get it. :scratch:

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Didley squats.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

IsabellaLinton
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 1 Nov 2017
Gender: Female
Posts: 68,724
Location: Chez Quis

24 Aug 2023, 5:49 am

I won the gold medal at that. ^

_________________
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

29 Aug 2023, 12:15 pm

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Because Ken came in another box.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

Readydaer
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 19 Dec 2022
Gender: Female
Posts: 864
Location: Gensokyo

29 Aug 2023, 12:29 pm

what did the sandwich say to the liar?

"what a bunch of baloney"

_________________
My god. jelly donuts are so scary.

Raleigh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2014
Age: 124
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 34,224
Location: Out of my mind

29 Aug 2023, 2:51 pm

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub and a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

_________________
It's like I'm sleepwalking

Comet Zed
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Sep 2023
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 871
Location: Yugambeh Country

07 Oct 2023, 11:18 pm

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

_________________
uh-huh wooo yeah

Comet Zed
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 14 Sep 2023
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 871
Location: Yugambeh Country

07 Oct 2023, 11:24 pm

Why was the thicket running away?

It was being chased by the copse...

_________________
uh-huh wooo yeah

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 59,901
Location: Stendec

07 Oct 2023, 11:47 pm

I started a career as a psychic, but gave it up. Couldn’t see any future in it.

_________________

No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 59,901
Location: Stendec

07 Oct 2023, 11:50 pm

Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today?

Show Spoiler

_________________

No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 59,901
Location: Stendec

07 Oct 2023, 11:52 pm

I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check.

_________________

No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.

Fnord
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 May 2008
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Posts: 59,901
Location: Stendec

07 Oct 2023, 11:53 pm

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, "Your husband will die a horribly violent death."

Hilary asks...

Show Spoiler

_________________

No love for Hamas, Hezbollah, Iranian Leadership, Islamic Jihad, other Islamic terrorist groups, OR their supporters and sympathizers.

Page 15 of 19 [ 291 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 Next

Jump to:

Funny, corny joke thread Post Reply New Topic

Funny, corny joke thread