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I want a job for Christmas. It has to be an easy job.

Since I'm already in hell I'd like to write a letter to Satan Claws, the "evil" and Satanic version of Santa. I would ask him to please kill Vladimir Putin or make him commit suicide. And for Donald Trump to suffer a massive heart attack and die. And give the government in China and North Korea a raging case of gastroenteritis and die from that, too.

It's evil and immoral to wish for even bad people to suffer horribly and die, right?

Snow shovelling service for the winter
An overhead light in my utility
A radio with a dial (not digital)

/\That was a nice cupcake and I liked the spider very much.

They relax me but my collection is lacking this one.

I didn't know they come in that size.

Selfie.

Give my daddy a job cause he needs one, he's got lots of mouths to feed.

Why does a radish need a professional log saw?That’s an awful big bar on it.What are you going to cut down?A giant bean stalk?
I have a Stihl, one with an electric cord and a small B&D rechargeable.Best tool ever.
I hate gas fumes and I don’t need mixing oil for the gas.You can cheat and use cooking oil for bar oil.

I've got through a few chainsaws over the years. In France I cut down lots of trees on our property for logs. Here in the UK the previous owners of the property planted some leylandii conifers right next to their boundary next to a retaining wall. By the time we moved in fifty years later the trees were monsters blocking light from us and the neighbours and damaging the wall, so down they came. I'm currently clearing some smaller conifers from the front garden. The chainsaw in the picture is more of a dream than a practical reality though. Eye candy for chainsaw nuts. Good tip about the cooking oil, I've always bought chain oil, but it does last a long time. I've recently bought mains electric chainsaws, they are pretty good as the 2-stroke engines can be a bit temperamental. I wouldn't use a rechargeable one though, I usually need a fair amount of power and for a long time, so put up with long extension leads providing mains power.

/\ I’m surprised at how long the lithium battery lasts.I have several so there is always a fresh one in the charger.Great for cutting brush , garden pruning and small trees.And larger ones if you need.A good sized cedar fell across the driveway, way past where a power cord would reach ,so I was glad for my toy saw.The cedars trunk was around 26 inches diameter.The battery also fits my leaf blower , lawn mower and weed eater.Handy as a pocket on a shirt.

I want a stein, accordion, German helmet and a flag of The Fatherland. I'd also like to change my username to KinksFan. It's a handle that I will never outgrow.

What's wrong? Is it me?