Butcher, Baker or Candle stick maker?

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I chose:

Baker > Candle stick maker > Butcher

As the order I would want to do those jobs.

candlestick maker
baker
butcher

baker
candle stick maker
butcher

Baker (which is my last name anyway)
Candle Stick Maker
Butcher

Does baker imply that your a stoner or you make bread?

"Peter Piper" by Run D.M.C.

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time
Jack B. Nimble was nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland
Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down

Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing
But Jam Master's gettin' loose and D.M.C.'s the king
Cause he's an adult entertainer
Child educator
Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader
He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest
Perfect timin' when I'm climbin' I'm a rhymin' apparatus
Lot of guts
When he cuts
Girls move their butts
His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts
And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say
He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay

Jay's like King Midas as I was told
Everything that he touched turned to gold
He's the greatest of the greater get it straight
He's great
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
His name is Jay
To see him play
Will make you say
Goddamn that DJ made my day
Like the butcher, the baker,
The candlestick makerHe's a maker a breaker
And a title taker
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
If cuts were kids he would be to
Not lyin' y'all he's the best I know
And if I lie my nose will grow
Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio
And you all know how the story goes

Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs
He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood
Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good

We're Run-D.M.C. got a beef to settle
D's not Hansel he's not Gretel
Jay's a winner
Not a beginner
His pockets get fat others get thinner
Jump on Jay like cows jump moons
People chase Jay like a dish and spoon
And like all fairy tales end
You'll see Jay again my friend

Butcher (I have neve eaten as well as doing that Job)> Candlestick Maker > Baker (Long hours and hard work)

I'm a vegetarian so butcher is definantly last.

I think baker first because I love bread.

Baker .... Candle-stick maker ..... Butcher last

Helen

Candlestick maker > baker > butcher

I've never been a butcher or really ever handled raw meat that isn't frozen, but it might be more fun than a baking bread all day. The only thing on that list I even do remotely well is the candlestick making. My bread never rises and tastes like bricks.

What the hell are you guys talking about?