bastard dolphin

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Some interesting information：Dolphins do all kinds of evil

Yeah I don't like them
They're just so disingenuous

Yup, dolphins are bad people.

It's that smile what does it for me
Oh and the flipping clicking
And don't get me started on them beady eyes

Yeah they know a lot more than they're letting on

I wouldn't trust them an inch mate

I like their blowholes.

For years I've really liked dolphins and admired them for their beauty, gracefulness and intelligence and didn't know until recently that they have a dark and ugly side. I feel guilty now just for owning plush toy dolphins. I feel guilty for a lot of things, and every day the list grows longer but I do them anyway.

But humans do all kinds of evil things too, they contribute to global warming and climate change, kill each other and have cause many animals to go extinct. Many humans are just plain psychotic, and yet if you become a misanthrope and say you hate all humans, people think you're horrible or just a jerk. They don't realize you're sad, angry and frustrated by human behavior at its worst.

This completely ruined Flipper for me.

They're devious I tell you
They're planning world domination

In 500 years time we'll all be smiling and clicking and nodding at each other

and blowing our holes

I haven't trusted dolphins since an old Simpsons Treehouse of Horror ep

Reminds me of the hithikers guide to the galaxy movie. As the world faces extinction, the dolphins happily swim off singing a happy tune "goodbye and thanks for all the fish" now I know they were in on it from the beginning.

The worst thing dolphins did was convince us sharks were the problem.