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24 Feb 2023, 3:15 pm

I fell awkward when people said “Merry Christmas” to me when I was a JW because I wasn’t supposed to say it back, not even “Happy Holidays.”

I would awkwardly say “thank you” but I felt sort of rude.

As an atheist, Christmas is my favorite holiday. I just leave Christ out of it. :twisted:

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24 Feb 2023, 3:50 pm

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Who has got offended by Merry Christmas? I'm certainly not offended by it, and I'm an atheist.

Muhammad wasn't offended as well.
Actually, so far, I haven't encountered anyone who were.

Neither have I.

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24 Feb 2023, 3:53 pm

I prefer "Dear carbon based lifeforms". Can't get much more inclusive than that.

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24 Feb 2023, 10:46 pm

Silence23 wrote:

I prefer "Dear carbon based lifeforms". Can't get much more inclusive than that.

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25 Feb 2023, 8:20 am

For no obvious reason this reminds me of a quote from Pixar's A Bug's Life -
Ladies and gentlebugs! Larvae of all stages! Rub your legs together for the world's greatest bug circus!

*fetches coat*
Do carry on... :salut:

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25 Feb 2023, 10:53 am

Isn’t that sort of mocking to those larva who do not yet have legs?

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25 Feb 2023, 10:57 am

Maybe they could jiggle their pupae casings instead? :chin:

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25 Feb 2023, 11:01 am

How about "fxxxxrs and f**kees and honored f**k-wads?

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25 Feb 2023, 11:05 am

It's a bit aggressive... :shameonyou:

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25 Feb 2023, 11:42 am

^ It's extremely aggressive.

I think we should keep it simple and address everyone as c***s.

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25 Feb 2023, 11:49 am

Er... :lol:

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25 Feb 2023, 12:07 pm

Silence23 wrote:

I prefer "Dear carbon based lifeforms". Can't get much more inclusive than that.

Or… from the original Star Trek series: “Bags of mainly water”

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25 Feb 2023, 12:09 pm

Ugly bastards is all inclusive and not too offensive

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25 Feb 2023, 12:52 pm

babybird wrote:

Ugly bastards is all inclusive and not too offensive

Well...
Why not use the title of that thread started by Isabella?

"Liars, and Gaslighters".

It would maintain the same "L and G" initials of the old phrase, but would be more inclusive.

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25 Feb 2023, 3:35 pm

Joe90 wrote:

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In one of my husband's former workplaces, the only person to send "Merry Christmas" to everyone was... a Muslim Arab.

They ain't really going to stop people saying Merry Christmas, are they? I mean, come on.
This is why people become anti-PC. It's not that we want to argue or anything, it's just things like this make a lot of people roll their eyes and worry about a future where so many common phrases are cancelled just because someone might be offended. Then it makes us sound racist, but we're originally not racists.
Years ago racism meant offensive stereotyping and discriminating needlessly against a race. Now it just means having an opinion or getting one's facts wrong or just feeling pissed off with all the PC crap that's being shoved down our throats.

Who has got offended by Merry Christmas? I'm certainly not offended by it, and I'm an atheist.

Yes. There are people who for various reasons don't celebrate Halloween such as believing Halloween is Satanic or immoral and yet I don't hear of complaints about people greeting people with "Happy Halloween!" in October. As far as I know, those who don't celebrate Halloween typically are not offended if someone says "Happy Halloween!" to them and they will typically just return the greeting.

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25 Feb 2023, 3:55 pm

Sonic200 wrote:

Joe90 wrote:

magz wrote:

In one of my husband's former workplaces, the only person to send "Merry Christmas" to everyone was... a Muslim Arab.

This. I don't celebrate Halloween but people can say happy Halloween to me if they like and I won't go all Karen on it.
It's just a conversational pleasantry, like saying "good morning" or "good afternoon". What's to be offended about?

I think people these days just choose to be offended.

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