This Keyboard Lets People Type So Fast It’s Banned From Typi
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This Keyboard Lets People Type So Fast It’s Banned From Typing Competitions
https://www.vice.com/en/article/3abavv/ ... mpetitions
First I've seen/heard of this thing. Interesting.
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/3abavv/ ... mpetitions
First I've seen/heard of this thing. Interesting.
I don't think I would have the coordination to use it.
I can hardly "hunt and peck".

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Someone invents a device that makes all previous devices obsolete, and the first response is a hostile one.
Cheating?
Only by the ad hoc rule Monkeytype made up just to keep their more "traditional" typists happy.

It sounds no different than how motorsports has homologation rules.
The rules define what's fair competition and what's not. You can't run a turbo V6 in NASCAR, you must run one in F1. Apparently you can't run that keyboard in those competitions. Thems the rules.
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It is also the reason why motorsports and union line-work are two of my least favorite activities -- the rules prohibit you from doing your best because otherwise you are outperforming everybody else.
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It is also the reason why motorsports and union line-work are two of my least favorite activities -- the rules prohibit you from doing your best because otherwise you are outperforming everybody else.
It's actually the norm across organized competition.
Hockey limits the curve on your stick and the width of goaltender pads.
Pro baseball doesn't allow aluminium bats.
Combat sports have regulations regarding acceptable equipment; you can't show up with brass knuckles and body armour.
Magic The Gathering and other collectible card games ban certain cards from official, organized play.
It's like you don't understand how organized competitions work if you're bitching about them having rules that ensure fair competition.
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If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X
Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.
It is also the reason why motorsports and union line-work are two of my least favorite activities -- the rules prohibit you from doing your best because otherwise you are outperforming everybody else.
It's actually the norm across organized competition.
Hockey limits the curve on your stick and the width of goaltender pads.
Pro baseball doesn't allow aluminium bats.
Combat sports have regulations regarding acceptable equipment; you can't show up with brass knuckles and body armour.
Magic The Gathering and other collectible card games ban certain cards from official, organized play.
It's like you don't understand how organized competitions work if you're bitching about them having rules that ensure fair competition.
It is like telling the power-lifters they cannot clean-and-jerk more than 50kg (110 pounds) regardless of weight class.
It is also the reason why motorsports and union line-work are two of my least favorite activities -- the rules prohibit you from doing your best because otherwise you are outperforming everybody else.
It's actually the norm across organized competition.
Hockey limits the curve on your stick and the width of goaltender pads.
Pro baseball doesn't allow aluminium bats.
Combat sports have regulations regarding acceptable equipment; you can't show up with brass knuckles and body armour.
Magic The Gathering and other collectible card games ban certain cards from official, organized play.
It's like you don't understand how organized competitions work if you're bitching about them having rules that ensure fair competition.
It is like telling the power-lifters they cannot clean-and-jerk more than 50kg (110 pounds) regardless of weight class.
Simple solution:
Have two types of competitions.
One with traditional keyboards and one with the new-fangled type.
Last edited by Pepe on 28 Apr 2023, 6:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
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It is also the reason why motorsports and union line-work are two of my least favorite activities -- the rules prohibit you from doing your best because otherwise you are outperforming everybody else.
It's actually the norm across organized competition.
Hockey limits the curve on your stick and the width of goaltender pads.
Pro baseball doesn't allow aluminium bats.
Combat sports have regulations regarding acceptable equipment; you can't show up with brass knuckles and body armour.
Magic The Gathering and other collectible card games ban certain cards from official, organized play.
It's like you don't understand how organized competitions work if you're bitching about them having rules that ensure fair competition.
It is like telling the power-lifters they cannot clean-and-jerk more than 50kg (110 pounds) regardless of weight class.
No, it's more like everyone gets similar equipment.
I don't get to enter my recumbent against a bunch of 10 speeds either.
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Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.
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https://www.vice.com/en/article/3abavv/ ... mpetitions
First I've seen/heard of this thing. Interesting.
I don't think I would have the coordination to use it.
I can hardly "hunt and peck".

I understand why organized competitions have rules to make things somewhat fair. Winning should be based on performance, ability, skill, talent, body type, &/or effort instead of who can receive access to what special equipment or other devices. I think workplaces should allow them & make both keyboards an option to their employees. What should be important is that the employees get their work done efficiently instead of the exact way they get work done.
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Someone invents a device that makes all previous devices obsolete, and the first response is a hostile one.
Cheating?
Only by the ad hoc rule Monkeytype made up just to keep their more "traditional" typists happy.

They dont allow heavy wieght boxers to fight lightwieghts. And in NO weightclass do they allow you to use a sword in the boxing ring. But you're required to use a sword in fencing, but in fencing they dont allow to use a pistol and shoot your opponent. And they only allow you to use a longbow in archery competitions, and not crossbows (because the later are too accurate). And so on.
They might set up a second typing competition ...just for...folks using this new fangled keyboard- to compete against each other. But in the meantime it makes sense to bar its use in what they have now.
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Someone invents a device that makes all previous devices obsolete, and the first response is a hostile one.
Cheating?
Only by the ad hoc rule Monkeytype made up just to keep their more "traditional" typists happy.

Just like how they banned recumbent bikes from competition cycling.
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I wonder who will buy this.
If the goal is to take dictation you could use text-to-speech. If the goal is to type fast for an author - original content from your brain - what would 500 words per minute do for you. Transcribing written text could be done with ocr at speeds faster than 500 wpm. What is the error rate compared to ocr or text to speech?
Or is the goal just to win competitions?
The new keyboard allows chorded input - this gets beyond normal typing. It makes me think of other input methods that differ from typing.
What would it be like using it to write computer source code?
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