Alright. This needs to STOP.

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Have we fallen so far? Have we regressed so much as a species? An Easter egg should be egg shaped. Not flattened out to save a few pennies. If Jesus was alive he'd be turning in his grave.

I'll still eat it

^Gross.

I'll eat it.

^Too late.

Was it as big as it looks

If it really were (in all three dimensions) shaped like an egg then...you wouldnt be able to get your mouth around it.

You must be...GASP!...an alien Reptoid! Cause you can unhinge your jaw! We mammals lost our ability to unhinge our jaws long ago!

You might have...

This Easter my mom gave me a Hershey's cookies and cream solid Easter Bunny, but when I opened the box I discovered it had melted inside the wrapper and become solid again. My mother says she didn't leave it anywhere that was hot, and I didn't either when I got it home. I threw it out because it might have bacteria or whatever in it. What a disappointment.

Also the world's resources are running out because of overpopulation and climate change. Soon we won't have even have luxury items like chocolate. Soon we won't have luxuries like oxygen.