Passing gas in public

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Where/when are some of the worst places/times to pass gas, do the one cheek sneak, fart?

I for one think at a funeral.

I agree with you on that one as the worst place to pass gas... but I think the funniest place to pass gas is at a supermarket especially when your in a crowd waiting for food at the deli, and you let one rip and then look around real quick with like that "ew whats that smell" face haha, I get a kick out of that one haha!

BBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPP!! !!



Sorry, but it hurts too much to keep inside.

I agree. It's great to pass gas and blame other people for it.

In unrelated news, I'm very mature.

I vote for a crowded restaurant. Meet me at Friday's.

No, no, no, no no...

The best place to pass gas, especially with a nice volume and echo factor, would be in an Art Gallery, just as people are admiring these wonderful, graceful works of art...or a museum (you could blame the mummies)

This is a funny topic! I like it!

Once I was at a funeral and I thought one of my relatives passed gas while the priest was talking. I couldn't refrain from laughing. I usually laugh when people fart out loud.

The one thing that I can't stand is that whenever I walk away from a person/people because I know I can't hold it in, one of them always invariably follows and comes up right behind me. I mean really can they sand to see me quickly walk off for two seconds? And what am I supposed to say, "Excuse me while I go over there for a moment to fart."

The worst time I was with a Jewish friend and we were browsing movies. I felt the uncontrollable urge for a noisy one as I picked up a moving with an anti-semite theme. So I took the movie as I quickly walked around the corner. The fart wasn't noisy as I felt it would be, so he ws given the impression I just didn't want him to see me looking at the movie. I think he only suggested we buy it because I was "hiding" my interest in it.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=giAgd3DTzO8[/youtube]
Good fortune,

- Icarus Has Never Farted

I'm getting a feeling of deja-peeuugh!! !

:twisted:

I think it would be pretty embarrassing to pass gas at work or at school.

I fart all the time. So much that I stopped long ago even trying to hold it in. I may try to mask the sound by moving my chair or yelling something or banging on something, but to hell with holding it in. That gas was meant to come out. Like they teach the kids on Nickelodeon, just let 'er rip...it's natural. Usually, I can control the exit point to ensure silence, but sometimes... Then I uncontrollably. Farts are funny, even if they are sticky sometimes.

if you can do it silently around kids then you can blame it on them and everyone will naturally believe you!

I am !

You are !

I mean, playing fart games with kids is cool, but blaming them for your transgression?

Another time that is the worst is during love making. Not really public unless your at some cheap motel that has thin walls.

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/4632_pootin ... -pews.html