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18 Jun 2019, 9:55 pm

A nanometre is about as much as your nails grows every second.


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23 Jun 2019, 10:44 am

AAARRGH!!

I don’t get it.

Why do people complain about other people’s success, when they could simply make themselves more successful? What is wrong with them?


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23 Jun 2019, 4:28 pm

In Connecticut, a man was rejected as a candidate to be a cop because his score on an IQ test was too high.


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24 Jun 2019, 1:58 am

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In Connecticut, a man was rejected as a candidate to be a cop because his score on an IQ test was too high.

that is very common, they don't want flatfoots questioning orders and procedures. the ones that ARE more intelligent are picked for inspectors and detectives.



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24 Jun 2019, 2:04 pm

Just 1 gram of DNA is theoretically capable of holding 455 exabytes, more than enough for all the data held by Google, Facebook and every other major tech company.


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27 Jun 2019, 4:04 pm

71% of people in China measure success by the things they own,
making it the world's most materialistic country.


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27 Jun 2019, 6:10 pm

Do you believe in free speech?

Can I use your telephone?


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28 Jun 2019, 9:28 am

You don't have a book of reverse pyscology do you?


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28 Jun 2019, 3:41 pm

Only the 5 first U.S. presidents were never photographed.


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28 Jun 2019, 9:08 pm

Whenever two parties compete for different things, the one with more resources wins

Logic, factual accuracy, morality and legal don't affect the outcome



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29 Jun 2019, 6:14 am

it's a mean@$$ed world out there.



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29 Jun 2019, 6:20 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
71% of people in China measure success by the things they own,
making it the world's most materialistic country.


The King of Diamonds... ◇ :king: ◇


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29 Jun 2019, 1:12 pm

Sharks have eyelids, but they do not blink because the surrounding water cleans their eyes.


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30 Jun 2019, 2:34 am

periodically, a shark is known to evert its stomach through its mouth and rinse it out in the sea water, then suck it back inside. that, IMHO, is a working definition of UGLY. :eew:



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01 Jul 2019, 2:42 pm

Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world.


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02 Jul 2019, 1:21 am

sharks are not known to get cancer.