UberUberUber and KindaRetarded, please leave this topic. You're not helping and am only making me feel worse.
Anyway, to answer each one of you...
DingoDv: Remove a few? The problem with the MacBook keyboard is that each key is separated by the laptop's outer casing, and in order to get under any one key I have to remove that one key.
Inventor: Tried it. Doesn't work.
Pandora: Hmm, never heard of the plastic idea. I'll try that if I feel adventurous enough to pry a key off again. Also, there's no way to buy a new keyboard. It's individual keys, not one unit.
polarity: True, true. But the problem is, with the part about ifixit.com, I don't have a MacBook Pro and can't just take the entire keyboard off at once.