a very good joke

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a no- beliver christian guy was walking through a forset. a bear came and chased him.
he ran but the bear was too fast it caught him and pinned him down just as the bear was going to kill him he shouted "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!".
then time stopped. the man heared a voice it said "why should i help you if you dont belive in me?"
the man said "because I want you to"
"no i wont save you"
so he asked a very god question "if you cant make me a chistan what about the bear"
the voice replies" very well"
time continued.
the bear stopped put it's two front paw's together and said
"dear god how grateful we are for this food we are about to eat..."
you can guess what happend next...

Heard it before, it is funny.

Your current post count (121) is really cool, because 121 is both a palindrome and 11 squared.

I know a Jewish equivalent of the bear joke.

A Jewish man was walking through the forest. Suddenly, he saw a huge bear right in front of him. "Oh God, this is the end", the man thought. He was about to say his final prayer, when he noticed that the bear was wearing a yarmulka (a Jewish skullcap). "The bear is Jewish, which means he won't eat his own kind. This is a miracle, I'm safe!", he thought. A few minutes later, he heard the bear saying: "Baruch atah Adonai, Eloheinu, Melech ha-olam, hamotzi lechem min ha-aretz." (a prayer for one's meal, in Hebrew)

I don't get it.

If he was a very very good Christian, he would have taken so long to say grace that the man would have had time to run away.

A dustman knocks on a door and there is no answer, so he waits a couple of minutes and knocks again, after another minute a japanese guy answers the door. "harro" says the jap, dustman: where's ya bin?
jap: I bin on the loo
dustman: no mate, where's ya dustbin?
jap: yeah, I dustbin on the loo
dustman: no, no mate where's ya wheelie bin?
jap: ok, ok, I wheelie bin havin a w*k!

that wasn't funny at all. and your signature is amazingly annoying.