Which "cult" should you join quiz thingy >_>

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http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-which-cult-should-you-join-test



HOORAY FOR DISCORDIANISM!! ! I am my own god

Discordianism

You scored 41 Angst, 63 Weirdness, and 71 Freedom!

Discordianism

Hail Eris! Hail Hail Hail! Hail yes!

Founded in the late 1950s, Discordianism is based around the worship (in the oddest sense of the term) of Eris, the Greek goddess of discord and chaos. Members practice a bizarre mixture of postmodernism, anarchy, absurdism, and Zen Buddhism.

While many would say that Discordianism is a joke masquerading as a religion, many Discordians would tell you it's a religion disguised as a joke. Or a religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion. Others will just offer you a hot dog.

http://www.ology.org/principia/
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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Angst Distribution

You scored 41% on Angst, higher than 50% of your peers.
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Weirdness Distribution

You scored 63% on Weirdness, higher than 94% of your peers.
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Freedom Distribution

You scored 71% on Freedom, higher than 83% of your peers.

Baha'i

You scored 41 Angst, 43 Weirdness, and 34 Freedom!

Baha'i

As religious sects go, the Baha'i are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Baha'u'llah, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.

Unitarian Church
You scored 37 Angst, 25 Weirdness, and 54 Freedom!

The Unitarian-Universalist Church is about as open-minded as you can possibly get, to the point that they don't really have any doctrines per se, just a set of loose guidelines under which people of different beliefs can interact in relative harmony. They were among the first churches to recognize women pastors and gay marriage, and generally support any number of left wing causes.
This often vague open-mindedness leads many to question whether it's even a religion at all. Never piss a Unitarian off, though, or they'll burn a question mark in your front lawn.

Objectivism

You scored 52 Angst, 13 Weirdness, and 51 Freedom!

Objectivism

Not a religion so much as a philosophical and political system, Objectivism was first articulated by author Ayn Rand in her novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged (the latter of which was listed second only to the Bible in a survey of college students about which book influenced them the most). Objectivism is based on the idea that reason, science, and objectivity are the only ways of knowing, and that laissez-faire capitalism is the best economic system around.

Despite its open distaste for religion, many have accused Objectivism of having a cult-like belief system, one that includes the virtual deification of Rand. This ultimately led to a split between the hard-core Rand followers in the Ayn Rand Institute and the less dogmatic Insitute for Objectivist Studies.


Ok....

I all ready have a cult.

But the results say:

Baha'i

You scored 33 Angst, 18 Weirdness, and 29 Freedom!

As religious sects go, the Baha'i are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Baha'u'llah, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.

I am already the Evil Right Hand of a cult, plus I have my own religion. But anyways...

Baha'i

You scored 22 Angst, 18 Weirdness, and 43 Freedom!

Baha'i

As religious sects go, the Baha'i are very benign. They believe that all of the main prophets of the major world religions were sent by the same God, and that their prophet, Baha'u'llah, was only the most recent. Members of this faith promote racial harmony, ecumenicalism, and world peace. Their desire for harmony means that they abhore debate, however, and questioning doctrine is generally frowned upon.

I'm not surprised by this one at all


our result for The Which Cult Should You Join? Test ...
Objectivism

You scored 70 Angst, 35 Weirdness, and 51 Freedom!

Objectivism

Not a religion so much as a philosophical and political system, Objectivism was first articulated by author Ayn Rand in her novels The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged (the latter of which was listed second only to the Bible in a survey of college students about which book influenced them the most). Objectivism is based on the idea that reason, science, and objectivity are the only ways of knowing, and that laissez-faire capitalism is the best economic system around.

Despite its open distaste for religion, many have accused Objectivism of having a cult-like belief system, one that includes the virtual deification of Rand. This ultimately led to a split between the hard-core Rand followers in the Ayn Rand Institute and the less dogmatic Insitute for Objectivist Studies.

http://www.aynrand.org/