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what rules u got in your home? and do u get any punishments like taking off machine,household or someting?

Rules
-no skimpy clothing
-no swearing
-clean up after yourself
-no yelling
-do your chores without being asked
-be respectful
-you get the idea

In short, very basic rules. I'm a goody two shoes, so my mom doesn't have a whole lot of rules. As for punishment, taking away the internet is the only one really. Even then, all she has to do is threaten it and I'm good. ^^;

-Mist

Hmmmmm, I live in an apartment and am the master of my domain.

So rules ... let's see, this could be Fun!

1) You must know the correct Secret Password before I let you in the door. If you do not know the Secret Password, the only other way you will be allowed in is if you bribe me with chocolate.
3) Do not wear any orange items of clothing. Orange will have to go. If you need to rent clothing items of more proper and pleasant colors such as purple, green, and blue, arrangements can be made, for a modest fee, payable to myself in money or Chinese egg rolls.
5) Counting is optional. If you like, you can skip rule number 2 and rule number 4.
6) Sitting on chairs or the couch is optional.
7) A real rule ... don't break my stuff, especially my breakable stuff! Otherwise I will be very sad.
Another real rule ... please don't help me clear the table or wash dishes ... I have my own particular ways of doing the dishes, which sometimes involves being clumsy and knocking over the dishwater so that suds spill all over the floor and I then end up washing the floor, which has happened more than once. Plus I have a small kitchen and we'd only end up in each other's way if we both tried to clean up together. So I will clean up when you go home.
9) Yes, you are allowed to read my books if you prefer reading to talking with me ... Please feel comfortable! (One of my guests actually did this once, and I was seriously flattered that he had such a high opinion of my book collection.) However, I do not loan books out because some of them are out of print and cannot be replaced.
10) Y'all come back now, ya hear?

My rules:

Colour your hair any colour that you want it to be.

Save up your money for a XXL men's biker-style leather jacket and wear it with pride.

Paint your nose black, for each clubhouse baseball game, that you go to.

Get a part-time job at a factory, so that you can be the Punker that you are 24/7. Just don't listen to "your" music at your job, if you end up working there.

Give everybody that you know, a bear hug, like the one that Sid gives Roddy.

Add 5 Flex Points to your Weight Watchers points target, every day, so you won't go to bed, hungry.

Don't wear bell-bottoms of flares. You're a Punker, not a hippie. If you must wear them, tight-roll them.

Always wear something red. It's the year of the Sid. :O)

-no friends after 9
-no smoking marijuana in the house
-no driving friends around

thats about it

Rules of my house.

1. Do not eat any of my food without asking first.
2. Do not touch any of my video game systems or my computer without my direct supervision.
3. Do not do anything that is illegal under Iowa law.
4. Do not swear.
5. Bedtime is no later than 12:30 AM.

basically the only rules here are
*No smokign inside (that is MY rule and yes I do smoke)
*No throwing stuff
*No swearing or hurtful talk
That is all i can think of right now but there is more

grouphome rules
no machine after 10:30...does not involt weekenends
no swearing(this is one i dont care)
behave (ill behave as long i dont get hyper and do someting whith our 12 year olds )
clean up if u eat someting after 8
homecoming time at 12...(like i would be out that late )
if u get meltdown u can be restained for yourself and others safety
no tv after 12 atnigth...though im still secretly looking it
no yelling (one that i also sometimes broke)
...tihgth rules in here

No putting the house on fire...

u ever tryet to do that? or why u got such rule?:P

Lets just say that I think flames look really cool, and that I used to play with lighters a lot.

I only have rules in my apartment complex.

The only rule in my house is to do what I am asked when I am asked to do it. [but I will break this if I think it is an unreasonable request].

Me and my #4 brother share an apartment. We don't really have any rules, we have a mutual understanding.

If someone comes over, I expect them to respect my things. Ask before taking anything not yours, except a seat(to sit on, not put in your vehicle to take home ). You can use the restroom without my permission, unless you make it a habit of over stuffing the toilet or completely missing the toilet, then you'll have to find another restroom. No: prolonged screaming/yelling(I'll tolerate some), throwing my things, breaking my things, writing on my things(Except paper), painting inside, dumping toxic/hazardous chemicals down the drain or the toilet, smoking, using the floor as a trash can/bin, setting things on fire, purposely pouring/spraying water all over the place, ...basically don't be an ass. And we'll get along handsomely.

There are some towns near me where the rules are still...

No drinkin', no dancin', no cussin'.