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Ebonwinter
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31 Aug 2010, 11:31 am

My cat J!nx is being super cute right now I rolled a napkin because he loves to play with them and he is running across my bed wrestling it and when I try to take it from him he growls like a dog lol.

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31 Aug 2010, 12:44 pm

Went to Twycross zoo today to look at the primates.
Holy s**t that silverback gorilla had bad BO :eew:

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31 Aug 2010, 2:17 pm

I've got nothing to say and nothing to hide

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01 Sep 2010, 3:20 am

first day of spring.

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01 Sep 2010, 3:53 am

blue_bean wrote:

I hereby crown Sockpuppet the King of Avoiding me :king:

AVOID THIS!

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01 Sep 2010, 6:09 am

She tried to commit suicide.
What? How? She's in a hospital bed.
We'll need to evaluate her.
She's only twelve! how did she attepmt suicide?
With scissors.
Why?
She says her friends abandoned her, and that you no longer show her affection.
I'm her mother.
She says you're not doing a good job.
Oh lord, this incident has gotten her confused.
-Actual dialogue from Sam Pembroke's The Incident

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01 Sep 2010, 7:04 am

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

I hereby crown Sockpuppet the King of Avoiding me :king:

AVOID THIS!

I hereby crown myself Queen of annoying the sockpuppet :queen:

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01 Sep 2010, 7:24 am

How can playing Tetris not help me to get my assignment done?

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01 Sep 2010, 7:56 am

blue_bean wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

I hereby crown Sockpuppet the King of Avoiding me :king:

AVOID THIS!

I hereby crown myself Queen of annoying the sockpuppet :queen:

And our first child could be Jack of Spades :wink:

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01 Sep 2010, 8:16 am

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

I hereby crown Sockpuppet the King of Avoiding me :king:

AVOID THIS!

I hereby crown myself Queen of annoying the sockpuppet :queen:

And our first child could be Jack of Spades :wink:

No, I'm pretty sure any spawn of the sockpuppet would be a joker :lol:

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01 Sep 2010, 8:57 am

Everything I'm thinking about is completely random at the moment.

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01 Sep 2010, 9:01 am

That's a good music video.

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01 Sep 2010, 9:12 am

I'm taking a class called "ethnic american lit." The professor's name is Dr. Blaque (pronounced Black) and she's a big and jolly African American woman. I'm not racist, but this amuses me for some reason so I wanted to share.

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01 Sep 2010, 12:19 pm

General Creedon and I invented Funkytown.

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01 Sep 2010, 2:40 pm

Imagine if I was cleaning and sleeping at the same time....
[img][800:471]http://i856.photobucket.com/albums/ab130/official_superboyian/Iwasbored.jpg[/img]

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01 Sep 2010, 3:19 pm

We sentence her to three months in the juvenile detention facility.
Sounds fair enough.
But you're her father; the District Attorney for god sake, why didn't you try to let her get away with this?
Because I'm friends with the victim's family, and they would be incensed.
I understand.

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