Penny Arcade is freakin metal

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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear machine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoke orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Are you a practicing Surrealist, or just dabbling ?????

I don't get it. Is this a quote from the online comic? If so, you probably should have made a link to the strip you got it from.

Here you go, all confusion should now be gone

I have to sympathize with Tycho there - I've had to deal with people who think that all the ideas Blizzard used in the Warcraft and WoW games were utterly original, and anyone else who creates a world of pseudomedieval fantasy is ripping them off...

- Mordo the Spaz, 8th-level Berserker, 2nd edition Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (created using the class from the Unearthed Arcana supplement)

How disappointing ! ! I thought he had made up that rant ! !