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Last night before going to sleep.

Over this particular video;

And the comments are funnier.



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I saw a Reddit thread titled “Why do we sweat profusely when doing a large poo?” Again, the comments were pretty funny too.

Do you consider yourself addicted to your phone?

Addicted to phone?
Hell no.
A. As a phone... I hate my voice. I prefer text. I haven't received a phone call that wasn't from my partner, a business or a cold call in years.
B. As a text terminal... I'd need glasses. I prefer my tablet.

So apart from ringing out, it is basically a camera/app launcher.

Where is your favourite seat on an aeroplane? (Assuming you fly)

The mythical seat made for people with legs. Especially really long legs. No one has yet been able to find it, but I believe it exists somewhere. (In the meantime I'm considering suing airlines for discriminating against tall people.)

What's the most interesting place you've ever been?

Hay-on-Wye, a town in Wales that is famous for having loads of second hand bookshops. I can happily spend all day browsing there.

Same q.

I visited this fort in Felixstowe, old as dirt. Inside, they had these little snuff boxes where you could sniff different dangerous gasses used in chemical warfare (obviously not strong enough to harm you). I remember that mustard gas smelled the best, and that chlorine smelled the worst. I found a little hole in the wall of the fort and crouched inside for a good five minutes because it was cool, damp, and dark. I wish houses were built like that, with a lot of stone and brick instead of all the wood.

Which would you prefer to mount and ride, an emu or a peacock? Why?

Kids may be able to ride an ostrich.. I wouldn't put one on an emu.
We had some ostriches and when they're hooded you can push them around. Blinkers will control an ostrich.
Emus, on the other hand, when hooded start running and effectively become an unguided missile.
Peafowl (we have them too) probably couldn't carry more than a housecat any distance, but could probably lift one onto the roof.

If I could scale it up to rideable I'd probably go a peacock pheasant.

What's your favourite non -perfume non floral scent

Coffee. Or fresh bread. Both at the same time is good too.

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What's the highest you've ever jumped from

13,000 feet. I mean, I say I jumped. I was strapped to someone else who was definitely going to jump so I didn't have much say in it.

Off my own legs, not very high. I swung off a tall ship like a pirate and dropped into the sea. Probably not more than 15 feet. And that was only because the alternative was swinging back and probably hitting the ship. I don't really like jumping off things.

What's the highest thing you've ever jumped over?

My ex.

Do you know any conspiracy theorists offline?

So many questions about that last answer but I'll hold my tongue. Anyway, I know my father. He believes in the illuminati. You know, if I had wealth and power, I would absolutely form a club of maniacs who worship Moloch and drink blood. I mean, I wouldn't hurt anyone, I'm just saying if the blood can be shipped to us cruelty free, sure. So, my point is, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a secret group of wealthy maniacs out there with this in mind.

Which natural disaster would you prefer to weather, a hurricane, an earthquake, a volcanic eruption, or a tornado? You have no supplies and are armed with nothing but a helmet and a healthy dose of courage.

Tornado. Unless a basement counts as a supply which doesn't make much sense.

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It'd be quite interesting to see a volcano erupt. Is the lava likely to engulf my home? Actually I don't care. I often daydream that everything I own goes up in flames. Volcano please.

If you joined together every extension lead (trailing socket - is that what you crazy Americans call them?) you own, how long do you reckon it would be?