What would your tombstone/obituary say?

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28 Jan 2008, 10:07 am

What would your tombstone/obituary say about you in terms of life as you currently live it? What would you ultmately like it to say? I thought about it and realized that it would realistically say "I didn't get around to it." So I set about to ameliorate this fact. I would like to live a life in which I do not cheat other people or get cheated myself. I would like my obituary to say that I never stopped learning and had a quirky sense of humor. I know this might sound morbid, but actually it gave me something to work toward.

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28 Jan 2008, 11:23 am

I've already discussed my ideal tombstone with my wife. I want a stone with a charity collection box attached to the side. The stone itself should read name, birthdate, deathdate, and "GAME OVER. Insert Coin For Credit."

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28 Jan 2008, 1:50 pm

here is mine

how is my dieing,
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28 Jan 2008, 7:08 pm

I told you I was sick (Spike Milligan)

mine....hmmm propably something like............Bye Bye then.

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28 Jan 2008, 8:47 pm

"It's about damned time..."

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28 Jan 2008, 9:14 pm

"Friend of Cats"

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28 Jan 2008, 9:27 pm

"GIVE ME THE T-VIRUS"

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28 Jan 2008, 11:44 pm

i like resident evil to i wouldnt want a tombstone for noone to visit or for people to feel obliged to visit but if i had to make an answer up then i was ere but now ive gone, ive done a fart excuse the pong, oh sorry thats just my decomposing body stench reALLY........ ENJOY :twisted: :evil: :roll:

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28 Jan 2008, 11:50 pm

It'd be funny if I did have "GIVE ME THE T-VIRUS" on my grave. That would be so cool to come back as a zombie, then getting pwned by Leon S. Kennedy.

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28 Jan 2008, 11:58 pm

ID LIKE TO HAVE ALICES EYE COLOUR PITY ITS COMPUTER GENERATED.

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29 Jan 2008, 12:00 am

mel01 wrote:

ID LIKE TO HAVE ALICES EYE COLOUR PITY ITS COMPUTER GENERATED.

AND I WANT TO BE WESKER. :lol:

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29 Jan 2008, 12:02 am

HEY WAIT GUYS I'M NOT DEAD.

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29 Jan 2008, 12:04 am

HOW DO WE KNOW you're NOT DEAD

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29 Jan 2008, 12:08 am

Obit: GUYS I'M NOT JOKING I'M NOT DEAD GET ME OUT OF HERE IF YOU CAN READ THIS. see i kinda farted in here and it really offends.

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29 Jan 2008, 12:29 am

I just made the bigggest mistake I ever made.

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29 Jan 2008, 12:52 am

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