The Hungarian Empire is going to rise again!

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Ever since the destruction of Austria-Hungary in 1918, the Hungarians have been trying to reclaim their former glory. The first major step was completed only about a year ago: get a Hungarian elected to top office in a nuclear-armed country. They have accomplished this by getting half-Hungarian Nicolas Sarközy elected in France.

But there still needs to be some steps completed before anything else can go ahead!

Sarközy can't attack other nations right away. First, he has to repair France's relations with the United States. Not only that, but he has to become good friends with America. America is the biggest obstacle in front of the Hungarians' insidious plan working! (Sarközy is currently working on this part of the plan)

So what about after that?...find an excuse to attack a nation that borders Hungary, and maybe even get the Americans to help. Which nation should they choose? Either Croatia or Serbia. People are always mad at them about something.

The next step comes during this attack on Croatia/Serbia for something (whether it be "nuclear weapons" or "terrorism" or some other BS lie). This step? Start taking French government funds and shipping them to Hungary to build up their own army. They'll play along and help with the attack of Serbia/Croatia. Also, our friend Sarközy will send arms to the Hungarian communities in Slovakia and Romania for them to start their own revolts.

After battering down Serbia/Croatia, Hungary will keep troops there along with France. Then, Sarközy, along with whatever secret police service Hungary has, will instrument a fake attack of Hungarian communities in Slovakia. They'll paint a big wall of lies about Slovakian nationalists that want to kick Hungarians out through violent means. This will give Hungary an excuse to attack Slovakia as a "Defense of their own people abroad." Meanwhile, Hungary will instrument another one of these incidents in Romania. They'll claim that Romanian nationalists there were "inspired" by the "Slovakian" movement. Another excuse to attack. Sometime in between all of this, Sarközy will have sent a few of France's nuclear weapons over to Budapest for storage.

Ok, so now Hungary has troops in Slovakia, Romania, Croatia, and Serbia. Now what? The Hungarians give the Basque seperatist group, ETA, weaponry in exchange for them to start an armed revolt for independence (and give them French Basque country). This will give Sarközy the excuse to declare martial law in France for a "state of emergency." Now what do they do? They pretend to "fight" ETA. Then, Sarközy finds a way to thinly spread out the French army and take away everything but their guns from "lack of funding." This "lack of funding" goes to Hungary's army under the table. Sarközy then sends the French ground troops over to Hungary's battlegrounds to finish taking over each respective nation. Then Sarközy declares that France is now a nuclear puppet state of the Hungarian empire without risk of a military coup. Hungary then can take over Austria and the Czech Republic at its convenience.

There must be something in the water of the Balkens.

France lies, they will try to get Hungary to attack Serbia, then their allies Russia will defend, take back the runaway provence of Hungary, and get entry into the EU.

With the Hungarian part of Austrian/Hungerian gone, Austria will be between Russian Hungary, and France.

France wants more EU power, without going to work, they are more socialist than the Russians.

"The Balkans are not worth the bones of a Pomeranian Grenadier" - Otto von Bismark

Why not attack Boznia. There are Bosnians in Iraq fighting with Al-quaeda.

I think some thought must be given to the Ottomans and the Austrian empire, though. The Triple Entente could rise again. And what would the Czar say?..