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AndersTheAspie
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11 Feb 2008, 5:36 am

How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter would cut wood?

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11 Feb 2008, 5:38 am

Isn't it "could a woodchuck chuck?"

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11 Feb 2008, 5:45 am

What the crap? Yeah, I think you totally twisted that up, no offense. :wink:

I thought it was: "How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?"

(Sorry. I changed part of that cause it sounded mean. I didn't realize it until I re-read it.)

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11 Feb 2008, 5:47 am

I have heard that version as well. I prefer the woodcutter because it makes more sense to name him Woody:

How much wood would Woody woodcutter cut, if Woody woodcutter would cut wood?

Amazing how much harder it gets to say, because it screws up the rhythm.

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11 Feb 2008, 5:48 am

Wow. I'm confused.

Woody is a Woodpecker...

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11 Feb 2008, 7:11 am

hale_bopp wrote:

Isn't it "could a woodchuck chuck?"

What the heck is a woodchuck?

Personally...woodcutter makes more sense to me.

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11 Feb 2008, 8:56 am

This is a woodchuck.

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11 Feb 2008, 9:49 am

JerryHatake wrote:

This is a woodchuck.

Oh. We don't have those in NZ. No wonder why I thought woodchuck was a made up word haha.

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11 Feb 2008, 9:51 am

JerryHatake wrote:

This is a woodchuck.

Okay... so, what is the definition of the supposed transitive verb "chuck" ?

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11 Feb 2008, 9:52 am

Brittany2907 wrote:

JerryHatake wrote:

This is a woodchuck.

Oh. We don't have those in NZ. No wonder why I thought woodchuck was a made up word haha.

Ive never seen one here in Illinois either hahah..

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