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"Heineken?!?!?!? F**k that S**t! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"

--Dennis Hopper's rather disturbing character in David Lynch's 'Blue Velvet'.

Seaturtles mate.
-Pirates of the Caribien

Man then goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.
-Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

This is Constantine, John Constantine as*hole!
-Constantine

And it smelt just like cleaning fluid, and all it, like, made me do was wanna, like, wax the floor. So, like, could someone tell me, like, is this concert for real, or is it just another rip-off?

- Rock & Rule

Marvin: You can blame the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation for making androids with GPP...
Arthur: Um... what's GPP?
Marvin: Genuine People Personalities. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you...?

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Arthur: Normality? We can talk about normality until the cows come home.
Ford: What is normal?
Trillian: What is home?
Zaphod: What're cows?

***

Marvin: Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.

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Marvin: I've been talking to the ship's computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me

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Marvin's me favourite character from Hitchhikers.

"...giving the people what they want: good times today, stupor tomorrow."
-Layer Cake

"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener'."
-Demolition Man

Eddie the Computer: I am pleased to inform you that two thermo-nuclear missiles are now headed this way... if you don't mind, I am going to take action
Arthur Dent: COMPUTER DO SOMETHING!
Eddie the Computer: Sure thing fella! Switching to manual control... good luck!
[Ship's engines immediately stop and ship falls]


Arthur: I have to say, without the beard you look at least 90 years younger.
Trillian: Well, maybe I'm de-evolving?
Arthur: I think I should tell you, I don't date single cell organisms.


Trillian: Marvin... you saved our lives!
Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?

Well, that's life
Life? don't talk to me about life.

I actually modeled Marvin, though he's not poseable...wretched, isn't it?..

Marvin's quotes

"Inconceivable"

The Princess Bride

Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

That is it! I have had it, with these mother f*****g snakes, on this mother f*****g plane!

-Samuel L Jackson, snakes on a plane

Greatest movie quote ever.

Bill -"We're all just dust in the wind dude."

"Dust." (Picks up a fist full of sand)

"Wind." (Blows the sand off his hand)

"Dude!" (Points at Socrates)

-Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure

Nicholas Angel: [turning around to face a group of school children] Are there any questions?
Danny Butterman: [sitting at the back of a group of school children] Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

-Simon pegg ; Nick Frost, Hot fuzz.

"You won't bore him, honey. You won't even get a chance to talk."
-All About Eve

"Of course you won't be able to lie on your back for a while, but then you can lie from any position, can't you?"
-Charade