Australian penis artist bids for top art prize (Reuters)

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21 Feb 2008, 4:14 pm

Australian penis artist bids for top art prize

SYDNEY (Reuters) - A cheeky artist who uses his penis as a brush has entered a racy self-portrait for Australia's top art prize.

Australian Tim Patch, who calls himself Pricasso, usually exposes his talents at sex product fairs around the world, but has decided to go upmarket by entering a painting for Australia's Archibald Prize -- the nation's top award for portraiture.

In a unique painting style, Patch does not use paint brushes, but his penis to apply paint to the canvas.

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21 Feb 2008, 5:20 pm

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How hard up do you have to be to get noticed these days? :roll:

Do not want to know what he uses as paint, from either end of his Spectrum :eew:

Does he operate in safe-art mode. If so...

I wonder if he could meet up with the guys from Puppetry of the Penis and they could have a threesome performance art session.
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He may need a penile implant before long. Viagra Makers, are you watching? : :cyclopsani:

Mr. Patch is a real dick :lol:

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21 Feb 2008, 9:02 pm

see i knew i should have done something like this, im not using my penis anyways. i bet the dude is a millionair watch. :cyclopsani:

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21 Feb 2008, 10:14 pm

Only in Australia...

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21 Feb 2008, 10:25 pm

I've always wondered what a "penis artist" was. And by "always", I mean since 10 seconds ago when I saw this thread. And now to try and forget I ever read this.

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21 Feb 2008, 10:27 pm

Obres wrote:

I've always wondered what a "penis artist" was. And by "always", I mean since 10 seconds ago when I saw this thread. And now to try and forget I ever read this.

I'm still in the dark in regards to how he keeps it up for so long. Does he have a female helper nearby? Does he simply think erotic thoughts and will his penis to full stand? Does he use his hands to "pump his brush"?

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21 Feb 2008, 10:27 pm

How does he reach the higher parts of his paintings without kneeling all over them?

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21 Feb 2008, 10:36 pm

(I can't resist...)

Look, ma! No hands!

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21 Feb 2008, 10:44 pm

This thread has pretty much made my week now.

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21 Feb 2008, 10:57 pm

How did I miss this?

Now this I'd like to see. :lol: :lol:

You gotta wonder though...wouldn't this hurt after awhile?...and what do you use to clean the "brush"? That can't be washing off too easily.