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11 Dec 2005, 2:10 pm

Say or quote the weirdest, most bizzare things you can think of in this thread.

Mine is this:

"Sand in feet make walking around the 12'o clock hard."

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11 Dec 2005, 2:19 pm

"Oh confused, would we?"

-Homer Simpson

"I'm not a color of the alphabet!"

-me, in an attempt to protest the shortening of my name which resulted in verbal dyslexia

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11 Dec 2005, 2:36 pm

The apple of his eye

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11 Dec 2005, 5:34 pm

"Where's that thing you use to... dig... food?"

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11 Dec 2005, 7:08 pm

That's F***ed up as a football bat!

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11 Dec 2005, 8:10 pm

"he was up the creek without a paddle!"
(actually said by someone)

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11 Dec 2005, 9:43 pm

"Your mom..."

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11 Dec 2005, 11:29 pm

me to my brother: "your momma..."

me to a complete stranger: "you know that starlight has been travelling for millions upon billions of years and not once has it said 'Are we there yet?'"

and going on the homer simpson trend
"Stupider like a... FOX!"

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12 Dec 2005, 4:40 pm

this is one of mine "more depressing than a barrel full of burning babies" (not that it actually depresses me. I don't care either way really.)

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12 Dec 2005, 6:31 pm

McManager wrote:

this is one of mine "more depressing than a barrel full of burning babies" (not that it actually depresses me. I don't care either way really.)

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That's awesome.

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12 Dec 2005, 6:32 pm

Serissa wrote:

McManager wrote:

this is one of mine "more depressing than a barrel full of burning babies" (not that it actually depresses me. I don't care either way really.)

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That's awesome.

Your mom is awesome! Oh, burn!! !

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12 Dec 2005, 7:04 pm

Sarcastic_Name wrote:

Your mom is awesome! Oh, burn!! !

Your mom walks around all the time with her epidermis showing! Take THAT!! !!

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13 Dec 2005, 8:29 am

"You've got to keep your Envy in shape." I've heard that from a movie.

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13 Dec 2005, 1:09 pm

Hi.. these may not fit this category. But since i think repetatively , over and over, they get stuck in my head. most from movies....
"I AM strange and unusual" Winona Ryder..- beetlejuice-
"What a Dump"...."Musn't make it difficult for Nanny" ..."Wait til they get a load of me"
"What if this is good as it gets".[ "WELL i KNOW that MR. MAN!" -kathy bates in _Misery-]-
-------"You're outta your tree"
-------"Wasnt my tree"............ From __benny and joon-----
"Poppies, now they'll sleep" ......."and your little dog too!"
"ACK ACK ACK, ackACK ACK....we come in peace" the martian ambassador.__ Mars Attacks_
"Blanche is so clever. She's fixing potato chips with cottage cheese. ......I throw my broken chips away" ... Gracie Allen
I Got a Million of 'em..............

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13 Dec 2005, 4:46 pm

Wow, looks like a rip snorter to me! (rip snorter is anythign big, a fire or a storm usually)
(heard this one today) he's a few frys short of a happy meal....

(my sister's favorite) Crack dont smoke its self

That was a gully washer (heavy rains)

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13 Dec 2005, 6:20 pm

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