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04 Mar 2008, 10:09 pm

If I were a Carpenter,
and you were a lady,
would you marry me anyways,
would you have my baby?

That song sometimes echos in my head, along with many others, especially when I start getting lonely,
lately I been having those damn dreams where some woman I do not even know is holding me,
I hate them because I end up waking up feeling even more lonely then before.
I prefer not to be reminded.

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04 Mar 2008, 10:30 pm

very descriptive title by the way.

Way to lure people into the thread to see what you wrote.

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04 Mar 2008, 11:18 pm

"The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things ..."

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04 Mar 2008, 11:24 pm

koo koo ka choo

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04 Mar 2008, 11:25 pm

Well said ...

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04 Mar 2008, 11:26 pm

digger1 wrote:

koo koo ka choo

NO. It's Goo goo ga Joob. Good Job.

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04 Mar 2008, 11:32 pm

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter.
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
"But answer came there none—
And that was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."

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05 Mar 2008, 12:30 am

Prof_Pretorius wrote:

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter.
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?"
"But answer came there none—
And that was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one."

Prairie Oysters.

Uh huh huh huh

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05 Mar 2008, 10:14 am

You turds,
your sarcasms is appreciated.
lol

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03 Apr 2008, 8:17 pm

if i were a door i'd be slamed in your face. :twisted:

jkd very nice :wink:

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