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if you know a quote please tell me

example: I stood in the park wondering why frisbies get bigger when they come closer... then it hit me.
example: life is like a vacuum it sucks.
example: nothing is more dangerous than power in the hands of someone who does not know how to use it.

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ouselves. Vikro Frankl

This quote has helped me get through some hard times.

My favorites are:

The man who can continue to drive himself once the effort gets painful is the one who will win.

Roger Bannister

Women and cats do as they please, and men and dogs must simply relax and get used to the idea.

Robert Heinlein

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

Collette, French author

There are two refuges from the difficulties of life-music and cats.

Dr. Albert Schweitzer

Here's another one

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. Anatole France

"Press harder you monkey" Is pretty random... if you would rather have some intelligent quotes however, then how about:

"When I was young, I had a lot of worries. Most of which never became anything more."

or

"There are many couses I would die for, but there are only a few I would life for. Living for something is a lot harder than dying for it!"

Or my signature for that matter

more quotes

-its amazing that every time you open your mouth you prove to me your an idiot

-its not that i hate evil its just everyone i hate seems to be that way

-imagination is more importence than intelligence.
^albeit einstin

-if i had known i was going to die to day i would not have done all that homework

-when i die i what people to say"damn he owed me alot of money"

If you think your lifes bad think of an egg, you only get laid once, only get hard once and the only person who'll ever get on top of you is your mother!

"Now i am become death, the destroyer of worlds."
-Robert Oppenheimer's thoughts upon witnessing the detonation of the first atomic bomb.

"you will be assimilated!"
-The Borg

"Hoarders can get piles of money, that is true, hackers, that is rue, but they can not help their neighbors, that's not good, hackers. that's not good!" ~RMS - Free software song

"Life is demanding without understanding" ~Ace of Base - The Sign

"If you lose your dreams, you'll lose your mind" ~Rolling Stones - Ruby Tuesday

-me fail english thats unpossible.

-when the world gives you lemons make grape juice, then sit back
and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

-A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

-Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

-i am going to live forever or die trying

"when all else fails, try television"

-I solve my problems through violence and sarcasm!

-My only regret is that I had but one life to waste on video games.

-Someone set us up the BOMB!

-No matter how many times you drop a stone and it falls to the ground, you can never be sure what will happen the next time you drop it, it might fall to the ground, but then again it might float up under the ceiling.

-Do not disturb me in my circles

-Nietzsche said "God is dead" Nietzsche was driven insane by syphilis and died. The lesson is: Don't mess with God!

it is always consoling to think of suicide; in that way one gets through many a bad night.

i can hear your dirty thoughts


criminal: "give me your money this is a f@*& up"
banker: "dont you mean a stick up"
criminal: "No i left my gun at home"

Cats regard people as warm blooded furniture

Jacqueline Mitchard