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SaveFerris
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17 Jun 2023, 7:21 pm

^ You can't bribe god, at least I don't think so, does £50 pound sound alright


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17 Jun 2023, 7:22 pm

I’ve always bribed God with good behavior. It never worked out.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:27 pm

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I’ve always bribed God with good behavior. It never worked out.

I think you're mistaking Santa for God :scratch:



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17 Jun 2023, 7:28 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
141414 wrote:
I’ve always bribed God with good behavior. It never worked out.

I think you're mistaking Santa for God :scratch:

Either way, they’re as creepy as f**k.



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17 Jun 2023, 7:30 pm

141414 wrote:
HeroOfHyrule wrote:
141414 wrote:
I’ve always bribed God with good behavior. It never worked out.

I think you're mistaking Santa for God :scratch:

Either way, they’re as creepy as f**k.


He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows of the restraining order you're seeking,
file now before it's too late.


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17 Jun 2023, 7:32 pm

:lol:



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17 Jun 2023, 7:36 pm

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He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows of the restraining order you're seeking,
file now before it's too late.

This made me cackle lmfao



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17 Jun 2023, 7:40 pm

A hug for HoH before he is banned. :twisted:



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17 Jun 2023, 7:49 pm

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A hug for HoH before he is banned. :twisted:

Wow I mean you could at least take me to dinner first but aight :/



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17 Jun 2023, 7:52 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
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A hug for HoH before he is banned. :twisted:

Wow I mean you could at least take me to dinner first but aight :/

How do you feel about McDonalds?



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17 Jun 2023, 7:54 pm

141414 wrote:
HeroOfHyrule wrote:
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A hug for HoH before he is banned. :twisted:

Wow I mean you could at least take me to dinner first but aight :/

How do you feel about McDonalds?

Can I get a happy meal? I did good at soccer practice so I deserve one :3



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17 Jun 2023, 8:22 pm

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I also hug all the members of the Mod squad. It must be very hard managing a whole bunch of members.

Never heard that expression before. Cool.

https://youtu.be/1k0QI2QVcN4



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17 Jun 2023, 8:24 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:
141414 wrote:
HeroOfHyrule wrote:
141414 wrote:
A hug for HoH before he is banned. :twisted:

Wow I mean you could at least take me to dinner first but aight :/

How do you feel about McDonalds?

Can I get a happy meal? I did good at soccer practice so I deserve one :3

I guess although I’d prefer that you order something off the dollar menu.



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17 Jun 2023, 9:15 pm

A hug for my WP crush, but I’m not saying who. :heart:



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19 Jun 2023, 5:10 am

I don't usually take part in this thread but I'd like to send hugs and love out to Misslizard after she looked after me yesterday and helped me see the error of my ways by letting me know she cares.

That kind of thing is invaluable and does go a long way.

Thank you my friend. I love you.


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19 Jun 2023, 10:00 am

:heart: Anytime.


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