Ahh bugger, not again (I forgot the toast)

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How many pieces of toast have you forgotten in your lifetime?
1-5 13%  13%  [ 1 ]
5-10 13%  13%  [ 1 ]
10-15 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
15-20 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
20+ (gasp!) 13%  13%  [ 1 ]
9000+ (what, 9000?!) 13%  13%  [ 1 ]
I'm more civil than that, thank you very much. 38%  38%  [ 3 ]
I DON'T EAT TOAST. JEEZ WHY DO YOU ASSUME JUST BECAUSE I AM ON HERE THAT I EAT TOAST. 13%  13%  [ 1 ]
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04 May 2008, 5:48 am

That's a shame. Now it's all cold.... The toast must be so lonely....



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04 May 2008, 7:23 am

if u make oven toast i like em cold...if its orginal..one cold for here please :lol: im acuarate of it;)


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04 May 2008, 8:04 am

I have to say this is a very personal question. :o But I'm confident about my toast making habits and can assure you that I've never forgotten a single one. Never leave a man behind, that's what I always say! And why not apply that to toast too? Well, exactly!

How could anyone leave a brave comrade out in no man's land, slowly cooling down to the point of inevitable inedibleness? Wounds leaking butter, moistening the crust until it collapses into a cold mushy mess, less a piece of toast than a horrifying tragedy. Oh the humanity! Oh the horrors of war! Show them mercy, our precious toast allies! For they cannot fight for themselves. :( Mercy, I tell you! MERCY!! !!



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04 May 2008, 8:23 am

sometimes there has still time to try to save what we can...send in THE MICROWAWE TROOPS
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ready set fire :lol:


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04 May 2008, 2:39 pm

I always stand around and watch the toast. Sometimes our toaster likes to burn things, and sometimes it likes to spit things out...it's dangerous to wander too far from it.