Burgers and @ss thread!! !

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pretend you are an an ignorant NT.....ok an extremely IGNORANT NT and give AS people "good" advice. Ill start.....

....assburgers? hahahaa stop making up words and grow some balls and talk to people"

You're stupid.


You're crazy.


You're mean.


You're cruel.


You're bad.


You're lazy.


You're boring.


You're immature.


You're ret*d.


You make excuses for yourself.


You suck.


Get off your ass and onto your face and do some pushups, fatso!


Stop looking up stuff that has nothing to do with your school work, dummy! You're just a ret*d poser, pretending to be smart. Why do you act so smart but so dumb?


You're heartless and soulless and not even human.


You deserve to be murdered by us because we don't like you.

Assburgers is a fake disease

Assburgers....

Wait a minute, Isn't that the disease all those EMOS on myspace claim to have because "no one understands them"?

...what the hell? stop rubbing your hand on your jeans you freak and look me in the eyes!

What's the matter with you ??

Why don't you go out and start a company and make millions like I did?

Hey Flippy

YOU don't have Asperger's - those people are ret*d!

You need to be a team player.

You need to learn how to smile.

You worry to much. Enjoy life.

You think very highly of yourself. You think you know everything.

Why can't you be like everyone else?

You have an attitude problem.

What is the point of your existence?

Can't get it up, can ya?

Is there something wrong with you?

I don't get you.

^ That is amazing - every last one of those things has been said to me except for "Can't get it up, can ya?"

Even though I actually can't

I remember the night that one was said to me. I was alone and heading to the beach to listen to the ocean and the wind. It was either a Friday or Saturday night. A group of 5 was leaving the beach as I was heading in. They had been drinking. One of the says to me as I pass them that phrase. I just glanced at him and kept on going.

It was just one of many instances that lowered my opinion of our species. Fortunately, there have been episodes of things that raised my opinion.

Are you like Rain Man?

Is Asperger's Syndrome exactly like Down Syndrome?

Is that a mental illness?

There's nothing wrong with you. You're just a little bit slow.

When are you going to stop posting about your special interest, so much.

You're such a spastic freak.

"What's a Routemaster?", in a sarcastic tone of voice. "It's a double decker bus, you dumb ass!" as I run to my room on December 10, 2005 to have a good cry.

Are you ret*d?

You're lower functioning than I thought you were.

oh aspergers? right I know what that is! It means you're a mental case right?

*reads medical folder**slowly as if talking to a baby* Hi I am Nurse Anne, Ah-n, got that? Okay the doctor will be here momentarily, that means very soon.

This person sums it the best for me, but i'm skinny

You need to use some common sense.

You are normal you just have to try harder


Oh stop embarrassing us

You are so annoying and rude

You don't have Aspergers, you're not good with math

You can't have Aspeergers, you're not like Einstein

You can't have Aspergers you look normal

You can't have Aspergers you are acting normal



Aspie: I have Aspergers so it makes eye contact very difficult for me
NT: Can you do the number thing like the guy from Mozart and the Whale?
Aspie: I don't have that gift
NT: Then how can you have Aspergers? You don't have it, you're just shy.

This will never happen to me since I'll never talk about AS with uninformed NTs.

Sorry for spoiling you guyses party!