Knock, Knock -- Who's There?

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24 Dec 2005, 5:39 am

Banana
Banana who?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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24 Dec 2005, 6:20 am

Knock wurst!

oops!

another

KNock Knock

whos there

grape

grape who

grape to see ya.

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24 Dec 2005, 8:21 am

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

General.

General who?

General Lee!

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24 Dec 2005, 12:57 pm

Here, a-- ahem-- classic:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aw, don't cry... It's okay.

*wah wah wah noise*

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24 Dec 2005, 1:13 pm

My favorite take on the knock-knock joke:

Wanna hear a great knock-knock joke? OK, you start. ((Other person says "knock-knock.")) Who's there?

((You'd be amazed how many people fall for that.))

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24 Dec 2005, 2:05 pm

Quote:

Wanna hear a great knock-knock joke? OK, you start. ((Other person says "knock-knock.")) Who's there?

Yes!! Someone did this to me once and after I got over it I thought it was one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

The South Park version:

Knock knock

"who's there?"

"the interrupting cow"

"the interrupting co...."

"MOOO!!"

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24 Dec 2005, 4:42 pm

Knock Knock

whos there

madam

madam who

madam foots caught in the door

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24 Dec 2005, 5:24 pm

Larky

Larky who?

Larky I only know one knock knock joke...

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24 Dec 2005, 5:27 pm

Dexter

Dexter who?

Dexter halls with boughs of holly...

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24 Dec 2005, 5:32 pm

Ok, response time.

1. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Who.

2. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Old lady.

3. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Your mother.

Ask who or give the response....

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24 Dec 2005, 5:45 pm

off topic yet similar, unspired by another thread appropriate conversation material

What did one burp say to the other burp?

hey, let's be stinkers and go out the back door.

hardy, hardy, har, har ,har.

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24 Dec 2005, 5:47 pm

Neuroman wrote:

Ok, response time.

1. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Who.

2. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Old lady.

3. Knock, knock

Who's there?

Your mother.

Ask who or give the response....

1. an owl

2.?

3. your mother who's gonna whoop you if you don't open this da-mn door.

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24 Dec 2005, 6:05 pm

Close.

Who who
I didn't know you could speak owl

Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel

Your mother who?
It really is your mother you idiot! Open up this door!

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24 Dec 2005, 6:09 pm

ye olde lady whooooooo.

ye olde lady whooooooo.

ye olde lady whooooooo.

olde lady whooooooo

olde lady whooooooo

olde lady whooooooo

lady whooooooo

whooooooo

whooooooo

whooooooo

oooo

ooo

oo

o

funny stuff.

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24 Dec 2005, 6:12 pm

Woo.

Woo who?

Don't get so excited. Wooyay's not back yet...

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24 Dec 2005, 6:14 pm

anita

anita pencil

pecan

pecan someone your own size

police

police stop telling these knock knock jokes

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