I'm a Lich... an undead master of Necromancy.

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And I have the spontaneous need to resurrect dead threads, amongst other such deceased things.

I brought the topic on imagination back to life in the Autism Discussion forum.

imagination like novels?

We had a thread to resurrect the death of threads but the mod reapers decided they needed to rest in peace.

*Pft*

I stilll resurrect a few because some of them weren't meant to die.

Could you resurect my corset thread, O great and powerful Lich? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

*Turn undead!*

I AM IRON MAN

I wish I was a vampire, then I could do cool stuff

I wish there were more vampires (translate: any) around here. Life is pretty boring.

But listening to Dracula while making lace gloves sort of does the trick.

I prefer the monsterous evil vampires....or werewolves, werewolves are just as good, the primal instinct of mankind embodied into our minds in fear, strange what our brains do huh?

Some things belong dead....
Removing the head or destroying the brain....
We're coming to get you Barbara....
Naked zombie Sean Connery....

That's funny. I was seriously thinking necromantically this morning, posing this question to myself: If I could have the spirit of one dead rocker watch over me, who would I choose? It would have to be a friendly yet somewhat restless spirit. Some are resting too peacefully to bother with the living too much.

Of course this is sort of an imaginary thing . . . I can't say I believe in necromancy on a fully rational level. I just like to daydream about it.

Actually, it's a big part of my spirituality - my Secret Church of Rock and Roll. Spirituality is not based in logic. As for the specifics of this Secret Church of Rock and Roll, I can say no more.

I'm convinced I'm a vampire.

But in all seriousness, could you use your necromancy powers on my Grape Thread? I don't want to senselessly bump it.

Just kidding.

Yeah, how about bringing back my pecan thread? It was about how I have too many pecans and don't know what to do with them. That was a popular one, hehe.

Bloody hell, no wonder there was a huge stench when I logged onto WP today. All the dead threads are being dug up and left there to rot; it's like a mass graveyard breakout. Like a prison breakout, but stinkier.