Girly Treats

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I think it's important to reward your girl for good behavior. I like to go with sugar-free candies, that way when you're finished having sex for the night, she obeys when you say: "It's time for bed NOW! Go to SLEEP!" And she doesn't try to keep you up talking to the wee hours of the morning.

http://www.conventionbags.com/itemimage ... rmints.jpg

Speaking of eating, remember: when dining, always eat a meal before your girl. That's the habit of an Alpha Male. Always eat before your subordinates.

If you have any questions, please buy my book.

Come to think of it, I am running low on TP. How much?

Given those sunglasses, I doubt you'd be able to afford it.

Sugar free eh? Treats? Heres the best.

http://www.sugarlessdelite.com/

This post is ridiculous. I don't appreciate it. Are you trying to make yourself look like scum?

No. I am the Woman Whisperer.

This isn't actually funny, at all. It's great that you're getting such a kick out of it, but it's to no end.. you'll just make people angry at you.

The fact that it makes you angry... makes it all the more funnier.

Thank you.

until some one gets life for murder that is

Nothing in my post actually said I was angry, because I'm not. It's just a useless thread. Which I will no longer pay attention to

Have fun being useless!

Yeh, good idea nekowafer me too.

What the hell does that mean? I'm cheap because you must wear $1000 platinum-tinted ultra-impact-resistant super-polarized awesomeness-amplifying lenses, Or that I'm broke because I didn't pick my shades out of a $10 bargain bin?

Either theory is dead wrong.

Don't get me started on the haircut.

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I know, I'm so sexy it's almost too much to bear. Just from my presence in this thread and my little avatar, all the ladies have a new crush, and all the guys are questioning their sexuality.

And the rank "woodpecker" above the picture makes it all that more hot.

Cheapness is hot? Someone call David DeAngelo... the code has been cracked.

I do very well for myself and have plenty of spare cash to treat my prospective girlfriends to nice things. Nicer than sugar-free mints nicked from restaurants.

Your turn.