Absolutely Wretched Food Combinations

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The first comes with a story... if you have taste issues, don't read on.

So one night, I went out to have wings and a beer with a friend... quiet night. We order the sampler platter - wings in Cajun spice, teriyaki sauce, and thai peanut sauce. At this point, I should have been aware. But when the appetizer arrives, without thinking grab a Thai peanut sauce wing, dunk it in ranch, and consume. Time stops, the flavor is so bad. *winces thinking about it* So, of course, I did what any good friend would do... and without explanation coerced my friend into trying the same combination. *evil laugh* There is something reassuring that I am not the only person in the world with that scar.

Thai peanut sauce and ranch dressing = bad bad bad bad bad. No bueno. Go to directly to jail.

Subsequently, there were additions created from theory:

Cranch (cran-ranch)
Altoids & Sauerkraut

Anyone else have something terrible to savor to share?


M.

coffe and cranberry sauce, I never made it, but it seem nasty, like any other fruit flavored coffe

OK: a mashed avocado, chunky spaghetti sauce, raw garlic, plain yogurt, vegetarian mayonnaise, all mixed together, used as a dip with nachos covered in melted raw sharp cheddar cheese.
Well, it was very late at night, if you know what I mean.

Bleu cheese dressing and blueberry pancake syrup.

*shudder*


M.

Mayonnaise and anything.

God, I hate mayonnaise. It smells terrible and resembles jism.

Potato salad with miracle whip and chocolate chips.

Microwaved mushrooms with ketchup. (Someone
in my college dorm used to do this, and the smell
would make me get up and move away form her.
She was anorexic.)

Soy sauce on vanilla ice cream.

Jagermeister tamale wrapped in seaweed.

Marmite on anything.

Eggs scrambled with chocolate

Here's some horrible combos I'm had the displeasure of trying:

Pepperoni and chocolate chip pizza. (They buried the f***ing chocolate chips under the cheese )
Smoked Oyster curry

Sushi with mayonaise.

Cranberry sauce and milk

Kimchee in Hollandaise
Anise-flavored Squid
Pickles in honey

Sushi+mayonnaise=dynamite... not too awful. Still, mayo is bad.


M.

I get nausea just imagining what some of these combos must look like let alone eating them.....Shudders

Orange juice eaten with chocolate (not mixed together, but right after) tastes exactly like vomit.

I know most people like mashed potatoes with gravy...but for me, bleck. Mashed potatoes are supposed to just have butter/margerine on top. I can only do gravy on salisbury steak. Only time I can actually stand the taste of gravy.

Someone got me to actually *try* ranch on steak fries. I was quite impressed...I hate trying new and weird flavor combos because of how good my taste buds are. However, do not ever try honey mustard dressing on steak fries.

Bread, with tomato ketchup spread all over it, topped with sugar.

Gummy worms dipped in cheese salsa. I've got a pretty strong stomach but I nearly heaved.

Also, my sister used to pour maple syrup on her prawn cocktail flavour crisps. I don't know why because it was truly bogging.